"BEFORE DISCOVERING CRYPTO / AFTER DISCOVERING CRYPTO"**

**Joke 1**:

*Before*: "I used to sleep 8 hours a night."

*After*: "Now I wake up at 3 AM to check if ‘BTC dip’ means guacamole is extra." 🥑📉

**Joke 2**:

*Before*: "My wallet had cash."

*After*: "My wallet has 17 meme coins and an expired coupon for Pizza Hut." 🍕🐸

**Joke 3**:

*Before*: "I worried about my job."

*After*: "I worry about Elon’s tweets." 💼🐦

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