๐ฌ Episode 1: A Day of Silence and Light Madness โ๏ธ๐
โYuha brewed espresso, glanced at the monitors, and realized: the market has entered a โdonโt breatheโ phase.
โEveryone is waiting for the U.S. inflation data (CPI). Bitcoin is holding at $63.7k, while the alts are just milling in place. The market before the report is like a crowd outside a dentistโs office: everyone sits quietly and makes no sudden moves.
โWhile BTC meditates, the usual fun life is going on in the backyard:
โ๐จ The printing press: On the Harmony network (ONE), 4 billion tokens were generated out of thin air. The price dropped by 30%. Yuha sighed: while the Fed argues about rates, here someone just hit Ctrl+C / Ctrl+V for a quarter of the emission.
โ๐ A bridge to nowhere: From the XRP bridge, $200k was siphoned off due to software that mistook fake deposits for real ones. The operator is already preparing a statement for the FBI.
โ๐ Meanwhile, in the background: In Jakarta, the Indonesia Blockchain Week kicked off, Crypto.com is launching equity derivatives, and the SEC is drafting new rules.
โ๐ฏ Yuhaโs reaction:
While chaos reigns on stablecoins and bridges, smart money is waiting for the CPI. The main skill of the day is not to cause damage out of emotion.
โ๐ฌ And how do you ride out the CPI: in stablecoins or in a position? ๐
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