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NEAR Fees: Cheaper Than Your Daily Oxygen Supply!
Have you ever stared at an Ethereum gas fee and wondered if you were accidentally trying to buy the entire network or just sending five dollars to a friend?

It is truly mind-blowing that in 2026, some people still enjoy the thrill of paying more for a transaction fee than for their actual lunch, almost as if burning money is a new Olympic sport they are desperately trying to win!

Why on earth would anyone choose to get robbed by a digital toll booth every time they move a token when there is a better way to live your life without going bankrupt every single time you hit that send button? 💸🤔📉
$XRP

Well, the joke is officially on the gas-guzzlers because NEAR Protocol is here to make your financial life look like a permanent clearance sale where everything is basically free! We are talking about transaction costs that are thousands of times cheaper than Ethereum, often costing just a tiny, microscopic fraction of a single cent, which is basically what you find under your couch cushions after a wild party. 🛋️🪙✨
$BTC

It is honestly hilarious that you can do thousands of transactions on NEAR for the price of one single "cheap" trade on other chains, making it the ultimate cheat code for anyone who actually likes keeping their money instead of donating it to miners. 🦇💰🚀$BNB

So, while the "legacy" crowd continues to celebrate their high-cost decentralization like it is some sort of prestigious country club membership, the rest of us are out here enjoying the NEAR lifestyle where gas fees are so low they are basically invisible. Stop acting like paying twenty dollars for a swap is a "feature" and start realizing that paying a thousandth of a cent is the only way to actually scale this revolution to the masses without making everyone go broke. 🎈🤡🔥
If you still love high fees, please keep funding the network’s electricity bill, but for those of us who actually value our wallets, the choice is pretty obvious! 💎🌈🙌
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