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📰 Top Headlines:
1. UK Woman Pleads Guilty in Largest Crypto Seizure Case:
• Zhimin Qian (aka Yadi Zhang) admitted to laundering cryptocurrency tied to a multibillion‐pound fraud. The UK authorities have seized 61,000 bitcoins (worth over £5 billion) in what’s been called the world’s largest crypto seizure.
2. India’s FIU Targets 25 Offshore Crypto Exchanges:
• The Indian Financial Intelligence Unit has issued notices to 25 offshore crypto exchanges for alleged non compliance with the country’s anti money laundering (PMLA) laws.
3. Social Media Hack Used for Token Scam:
• Wrestler Matt Hardy’s Instagram was compromised, and the hackers promoted a fraudulent “WLFI token” scheme to his followers.
4. Corporate Crypto Buying Slows Sharply:
• After a heated mid year phase where many firms bought bitcoin as part of their treasury strategy, corporate accumulation has cooled significantly.
5. Institutional & Regulatory Moves in the Background:
• Solana is getting attention as some see it becoming “the new Wall Street” in crypto.
• ETF flows into Bitcoin & Ethereum remain strong, fueling speculation about further upside.
• Walmart is reportedly planning to allow Bitcoin and Ether trading via its OnePay app.
• Dozens of new crypto ETF filings have appeared, including for staking and leveraged products.

In a world where hindsight is 20/20, the German government has proven that selling early is not just for panicked investors but also for nations with seized assets. Back at July 2024, Germany decided to liquidate 50,000 bitcoins, obtained from Movie2k.to, at a “bargain” price of $53,000 each. They must have been feeling pretty smug walking away with $2.65 billion. Fast forward to today, with Bitcoin ATH at $109,382, and we can only imagine the collective facepalm echoing through Berlin.

The Missed Opportunity
Imagine the government board room conversation:
Finance Minister: "Bitcoin is at $53,000. Should we hold and see what happens?"
Advisor: "No, sell it all! This is definitely the top."
Fast forward six months:
Finance Minister: "Where’s Bitcoin at now?"
Intern: "...$109,382."
Finance Minister: "WTF??"
Why Stop at Bitcoin?
If this is the strategy, why not expand it? Seize Van Goghs and sell them at IKEA prices. Confiscate luxury yachts and raffle them off as fishing boats. After all, why let assets appreciate when you can cash out immediately and avoid the stress of making billions later?
Lesson for the Future
In their defense, the German government wasn’t trying to time the market; they were just following the rules. But this case will go down as a text book example of how bureaucratic caution can accidentally light billions on fire. Maybe next time, they’ll consult a pro-crypto millennial—or better yet, HODL like the rest of us dreamers.
Until then, let us toast to Germany’s impeccable timing. At least someone out there is probably enjoying the cheap bitcoins they picked up in 2024. Cheers to them!
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Bitcoin hit a new all-time high above $109,000 ahead of the inauguration of Donald Trump on Monday, as investor optimism grows that the incoming president will adopt policies that benefit the crypto market.
$BTC
was trading at around $105,000 recently, after moving as high as $109,350 overnight.
The digital currency has gained 50% since the early-November election, with a renewed surge in recent days amid hopes that Trump could announce crypto-related measures during his inaugural speech or shortly after.
$SOL which is the crypto network where the TRUMP and MELANIA meme coins were launched.
Also reached a new all-time high over the weeken
The TRUMP meme coin has been a wild ride for speculators so far, with its market capitalization standing at just under $10 billion on Monday morning.
The meme coin saw a 44% drop in less than an hour on Sunday around the time of the launch of the MELANIA meme coin.
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