underdeathsol
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underdeathsol
I'm a degener trader with a lot of jokes to keep my mind healthy. I make trading and degenerating fun and full of laughter. May you always be happy
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2.2 Years
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Studying the $SIGIL Supply Allocation like Iโm deciphering an ancient spell book. ๐โจ
38% Liquidity, 26% Conviction Rewards... The math is mathing, and the magic is fueling. I donโt know if Iโm a trader or a high-ranking wizard in a digital cult at this point.
Who else is feeling the "Conviction"? Or are you just here for the "Conflagrations" (Burn)? ๐ฅ Stay magical, degens.
#SIGIL #Solana #CryptoCommunity #MagicOnChain
Option 2: Interactive (Poll Style)
$SIGIL Transparency check: Every fee, every burn, all on-chain. No dark arts here, just pure verifiable magic. ๐๐ฎ
Question for the $SIGIL army: Whatโs your "Conviction" level right now?
#crypto #MagicCrypto
Studying the $SIGIL Supply Allocation like Iโm deciphering an ancient spell book. ๐โจ
38% Liquidity, 26% Conviction Rewards... The math is mathing, and the magic is fueling. I donโt know if Iโm a trader or a high-ranking wizard in a digital cult at this point.
Who else is feeling the "Conviction"? Or are you just here for the "Conflagrations" (Burn)? ๐ฅ Stay magical, degens.
#SIGIL #Solana #CryptoCommunity #MagicOnChain
Option 2: Interactive (Poll Style)
$SIGIL Transparency check: Every fee, every burn, all on-chain. No dark arts here, just pure verifiable magic. ๐๐ฎ
Question for the $SIGIL army: Whatโs your "Conviction" level right now?
#crypto #MagicCrypto
"THEY SAID THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE! ๐๏ธ
YEAH, RIGHT! $TRUTH JUST SET MY BANK ACCOUNT FREE FROM ALL THE CURRENCY! I AM NOW LIBERATED FROM WEALTH!
Iโm staring at the chart like itโs a lie, but no, itโs the $TRUTH. A big, red, painful truth. Iโm not a trader anymore, Iโm a philosopher of poverty. ๐คก๐ฅ"
#DegenLife #CryptoRant #TruthCoin
YEAH, RIGHT! $TRUTH JUST SET MY BANK ACCOUNT FREE FROM ALL THE CURRENCY! I AM NOW LIBERATED FROM WEALTH!
Iโm staring at the chart like itโs a lie, but no, itโs the $TRUTH. A big, red, painful truth. Iโm not a trader anymore, Iโm a philosopher of poverty. ๐คก๐ฅ"
#DegenLife #CryptoRant #TruthCoin
"I finally bought $TRUTH. ๐ฏ๏ธ
My parents always told me to 'Seek the truth.' Well, Mom, I found it on the blockchain, itโs currently down 40%, and itโs controlled by a guy named 'AnonDev69' in his pajamas.
The truth hurts, but the rug pull hurts more. ๐คก๐ธ"
#truth #cryptouniverseofficial #DEGEN n #solana
My parents always told me to 'Seek the truth.' Well, Mom, I found it on the blockchain, itโs currently down 40%, and itโs controlled by a guy named 'AnonDev69' in his pajamas.
The truth hurts, but the rug pull hurts more. ๐คก๐ธ"
#truth #cryptouniverseofficial #DEGEN n #solana
I LOVE SOLANA! It's so fast! It's so cheap! My heart is beatings at the speed of light!
Wait.
Did the transaction just fail? โ ๏ธ
Okay, retry. Failed.
Retry. FAILED.
RETRY. IS THE CHAIN DOWN AGAIN?!
MY LIFE SAVINGS ARE IN A STUCK TRANSACTION FOR A COIN THAT IS LOSING 50% OF ITS VALUE EVERY MINUTE.
I am not stressed. I am vibing. I am a fine.
I just aged 10 years in the last 60 seconds. My hair is white. My teeth are loose. But I saved $0.0001 in fees, so WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
(Checks price) Oh, never mind. It's a rug pull. Candle is now just a single red pixel. ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ซก
#Solana #DegensOnSol #cryptohumor #cryptorant
scam altman
Wait.
Did the transaction just fail? โ ๏ธ
Okay, retry. Failed.
Retry. FAILED.
RETRY. IS THE CHAIN DOWN AGAIN?!
MY LIFE SAVINGS ARE IN A STUCK TRANSACTION FOR A COIN THAT IS LOSING 50% OF ITS VALUE EVERY MINUTE.
I am not stressed. I am vibing. I am a fine.
I just aged 10 years in the last 60 seconds. My hair is white. My teeth are loose. But I saved $0.0001 in fees, so WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
(Checks price) Oh, never mind. It's a rug pull. Candle is now just a single red pixel. ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ซก
#Solana #DegensOnSol #cryptohumor #cryptorant
scam altman
"BRO, TELL ME THE FUNDAMENTALS."
FUNDAMENTALS?! YOU WANT FUNDAMENTALS?! HERE ARE THE ONLY FUNDAMENTALS I KNOW:
The devโs profile picture is a cartoon ape.
The road map is just a picture of a rocket.
The community has an irrational amount of rocket and fire emojis.๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
I am ALL-IN with my life savings on a coin that solves the critical global problem of "Not Having Enough Money" by making everyone even MORE poor.
I am a certified financial analyst. My analysis consists of screaming "TO THE MOON" at a wall.
WHO WANTS TO LEND ME $100 FOR GAS FEES?! ๐ญ
#altcoins #cryptomeme #dyor #ExitLiquidity
FUNDAMENTALS?! YOU WANT FUNDAMENTALS?! HERE ARE THE ONLY FUNDAMENTALS I KNOW:
The devโs profile picture is a cartoon ape.
The road map is just a picture of a rocket.
The community has an irrational amount of rocket and fire emojis.๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
I am ALL-IN with my life savings on a coin that solves the critical global problem of "Not Having Enough Money" by making everyone even MORE poor.
I am a certified financial analyst. My analysis consists of screaming "TO THE MOON" at a wall.
WHO WANTS TO LEND ME $100 FOR GAS FEES?! ๐ญ
#altcoins #cryptomeme #dyor #ExitLiquidity
WHO NEEDS SLEEP?! Seriously, sleep is just a government conspiracy to stop you from catching that 1000x launch at 4 AM while you're in the bathroom.
I've been awake for 74 hours straight. My eyes look like two tomatoes in a meth lab. I'm seeing chart patterns in my reflection on the spoon as I eat cold cereal.
I just sold my mother's heirloom ring to buy a coin called $DOGE _SAFE_MOON_INU_3.0... and I have absolutely no idea what chain it's on. BUT WE'RE EARLY, RIGHT?!
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER... OR WHOEVER IS IN HER DM'S RIGHT NOW. ๐ต๐
#HODL #CryptoAddict #DegenLife #SleepIsForPaperHands
I've been awake for 74 hours straight. My eyes look like two tomatoes in a meth lab. I'm seeing chart patterns in my reflection on the spoon as I eat cold cereal.
I just sold my mother's heirloom ring to buy a coin called $DOGE _SAFE_MOON_INU_3.0... and I have absolutely no idea what chain it's on. BUT WE'RE EARLY, RIGHT?!
TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER... OR WHOEVER IS IN HER DM'S RIGHT NOW. ๐ต๐
#HODL #CryptoAddict #DegenLife #SleepIsForPaperHands
GIVE ME THE NOBEL PRIZE IN ECONOMICS! I'M OUT HERE REVOLUTIONIZING POVERTY ONE SWAP AT A TIME! ๐คก๐
#CryptoTrends2024 #DegenChain #WAGMIRZA #RugpullSeason
#CryptoTrends2024 #DegenChain #WAGMIRZA #RugpullSeason
I've got 20 different meme coins that are ALL -98%!!! One is a cat with a bazooka, another is a literal rock, and one doesn't even have a website, just a Telegram group with 5 people and a bot. THAT'S DIVERSIFICATION.
#Shitcoin
#Shitcoin
Peter Schiff says bitcoin Will crash "close to Zero"
$BTC
choice of quotes for you:
"The only financial advice I trust is: when Peter Schiff says $BTC is crashing to zero, I look for my hardware wallet."
โ"In a world full of volatility, there is one constant: Peter Schiff predicting Bitcoin's demise."
"My technical analysis consists of two things: 1. RSI, 2. The Peter Schiff Reverse Indicator. When he tweets 'ZERO', I buy."
"Breaking news: Peter Schiff prediction about $BTC crashing, fresh off the 2013 printing press."
Breaking News: The Peter Schiff Buy Signal has been triggered! ๐จ
10 years of predicting $0, 10 years of being the ultimate counter-indicator. Stay humble, Peter.
#Bitcoinโ #BTCโ๏ธ #cryptohumor
$BTC
choice of quotes for you:
"The only financial advice I trust is: when Peter Schiff says $BTC is crashing to zero, I look for my hardware wallet."
โ"In a world full of volatility, there is one constant: Peter Schiff predicting Bitcoin's demise."
"My technical analysis consists of two things: 1. RSI, 2. The Peter Schiff Reverse Indicator. When he tweets 'ZERO', I buy."
"Breaking news: Peter Schiff prediction about $BTC crashing, fresh off the 2013 printing press."
Breaking News: The Peter Schiff Buy Signal has been triggered! ๐จ
10 years of predicting $0, 10 years of being the ultimate counter-indicator. Stay humble, Peter.
#Bitcoinโ #BTCโ๏ธ #cryptohumor
MY TOXIC ROMANCE WITH THE KING OF CRYPTO (BTC) ๐งก๐
Bitcoin is like that "ex" you broke up with because you thought they had no future, only to find out theyโre now a billionaire CEO with a private island. Hereโs the story of how $BTC has been playing with my mental health for a decade. A thread. ๐
THE YEAR 2014:
I heard about this digital coin called Bitcoin. It was dirt cheap.
Me: "Magic internet money? No physical form? Itโll be gone by tomorrow. Iโd rather buy a burger and get some real value."
The lesson: The burger was gone in 10 minutes. The Bitcoin could have bought the whole franchise. ๐
THE YEAR 2017:
BTC hits $19,000. The world is screaming. I have massive FOMO. I buy the absolute top because Iโm terrified of missing out. ๐
The next day? BTC crashes to $3,000. I panicked, cursed my monitor, and Panic Sold everything.
I told my friends: "Crypto is a scam! A Ponzi scheme!" ๐ค
The crypto market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. If you buy out of panic (FOMO) and sell out of fear (FUD), congratulationsโyou are a permanent donor to the ecosystem. ๐ธ
THE YEAR 2021:
BTC breaks $60,000. Iโm watching the news while crying in a dark room. My wallet is empty, while my "idiot" friend who held is now posting pictures of a new Tesla.
Me: "Okay, this time I will HODL (Hold On for Dear Life)!"
I bought again. I promised I wouldnโt sell.
Then, the headlines hit: "Country X bans mining!" "Elon Musk tweets a broken heart emoji!" ๐
The charts turned into a bloody waterfall. My wife asked, "Our savings are safe, right?"
Me: "Totally safe, honey..." (while watching my portfolio melt like ice in the sun). ๐ฉธ๐คก
Bitcoin is volatile as hell. Never look at the 5-minute charts if you have a weak heart. BTC is for those with a long-term vision, not for those who want to be millionaires before their pizza delivery arrives. ๐โก๏ธ๐
$BTC
Bitcoin is like that "ex" you broke up with because you thought they had no future, only to find out theyโre now a billionaire CEO with a private island. Hereโs the story of how $BTC has been playing with my mental health for a decade. A thread. ๐
THE YEAR 2014:
I heard about this digital coin called Bitcoin. It was dirt cheap.
Me: "Magic internet money? No physical form? Itโll be gone by tomorrow. Iโd rather buy a burger and get some real value."
The lesson: The burger was gone in 10 minutes. The Bitcoin could have bought the whole franchise. ๐
THE YEAR 2017:
BTC hits $19,000. The world is screaming. I have massive FOMO. I buy the absolute top because Iโm terrified of missing out. ๐
The next day? BTC crashes to $3,000. I panicked, cursed my monitor, and Panic Sold everything.
I told my friends: "Crypto is a scam! A Ponzi scheme!" ๐ค
The crypto market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. If you buy out of panic (FOMO) and sell out of fear (FUD), congratulationsโyou are a permanent donor to the ecosystem. ๐ธ
THE YEAR 2021:
BTC breaks $60,000. Iโm watching the news while crying in a dark room. My wallet is empty, while my "idiot" friend who held is now posting pictures of a new Tesla.
Me: "Okay, this time I will HODL (Hold On for Dear Life)!"
I bought again. I promised I wouldnโt sell.
Then, the headlines hit: "Country X bans mining!" "Elon Musk tweets a broken heart emoji!" ๐
The charts turned into a bloody waterfall. My wife asked, "Our savings are safe, right?"
Me: "Totally safe, honey..." (while watching my portfolio melt like ice in the sun). ๐ฉธ๐คก
Bitcoin is volatile as hell. Never look at the 5-minute charts if you have a weak heart. BTC is for those with a long-term vision, not for those who want to be millionaires before their pizza delivery arrives. ๐โก๏ธ๐
$BTC
Relationship Goals
Her: "Heโs probably thinking about other girls..."
Me: "If I bridge my remaining $50 to a Layer 2, pay $15 in gas, and swap it for a coin named $PEPEWIFHAT, I only need a 4,000% pump to break even on the month."
The math is mathing, even if the bank account isn't. ๐งฎ๐ธ
#TradingLife #Memecoins #CryptoTwitter
Her: "Heโs probably thinking about other girls..."
Me: "If I bridge my remaining $50 to a Layer 2, pay $15 in gas, and swap it for a coin named $PEPEWIFHAT, I only need a 4,000% pump to break even on the month."
The math is mathing, even if the bank account isn't. ๐งฎ๐ธ
#TradingLife #Memecoins #CryptoTwitter
Woke up at 1 PM.
Checked portfolio: -92%. ๐
My brain: "Is this a sign to get a job?"
Also my brain: "No, this is a sign that the entry price for that new dog coin is finally attractive."
I donโt need a therapist, I need a 100x or a bridge to a new chain. ๐คก๐
#Crypto #Degen #WAGMI #SolanaSeason
Checked portfolio: -92%. ๐
My brain: "Is this a sign to get a job?"
Also my brain: "No, this is a sign that the entry price for that new dog coin is finally attractive."
I donโt need a therapist, I need a 100x or a bridge to a new chain. ๐คก๐
#Crypto #Degen #WAGMI #SolanaSeason
The Degen Cycle (The Classic)
โSee a coin pumping. ๐
โSay "Itโs too late to buy."
โWatch it pump another 300%.
โSay "Okay, now itโs definitely too late."
โWatch it pump another 200%.
โFOMO ALL-IN AT THE TOP. ๐ฐ
โDev pulls the rug 3 minutes later. ๐
โI didn't lose money, I just donated to the ecosystem. You're welcome. ๐ฏ๏ธโจ
โ#Rugpull #DegenLife #Bitcoin #solana
โSee a coin pumping. ๐
โSay "Itโs too late to buy."
โWatch it pump another 300%.
โSay "Okay, now itโs definitely too late."
โWatch it pump another 200%.
โFOMO ALL-IN AT THE TOP. ๐ฐ
โDev pulls the rug 3 minutes later. ๐
โI didn't lose money, I just donated to the ecosystem. You're welcome. ๐ฏ๏ธโจ
โ#Rugpull #DegenLife #Bitcoin #solana
tutorial to become a degen
Step 1: Watch a coin pump 500% in an hour. ๐
Step 2: Say "Ah, I'm too late."
Step 3: Watch it pump again to 1000%.
Step 4: FOMO hard, sell a kidney, buy at the top. ๐ธ
Step 5: The coin rug-pulls 5 minutes later. ๐
Repeat until your balance turns to dust. This is the way. ๐ซก
#ExitLiquidity #Degenerate #Memecoin
Step 1: Watch a coin pump 500% in an hour. ๐
Step 2: Say "Ah, I'm too late."
Step 3: Watch it pump again to 1000%.
Step 4: FOMO hard, sell a kidney, buy at the top. ๐ธ
Step 5: The coin rug-pulls 5 minutes later. ๐
Repeat until your balance turns to dust. This is the way. ๐ซก
#ExitLiquidity #Degenerate #Memecoin
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