Daft Punk–不是反指版

People keep saying we're in the tail end of the bull market. Actually, we're in the bull's asshole period—making you think the bull is still here, only to drop a turd on you every now and then.$BTC

Sometimes I feel like the crypto world really should filter out some people.$BNB

The teller is not responsible for money you take
Money given by the teller must be returned
If you are underpaid, no claims will be accepted after leaving the counter
If you are overpaid, you must return the excess
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Well, now the image needs updating again. $BNB

Have some late-night chicken soup—no, horse soup.$SPCXB

Musk: Putin is an amateur.$SPCXB

None even triggered a circuit breaker. In Korea, you can’t call it a major drop—only a technical correction. $SAMSUNG

Do those damn market makers draw charts like this often too, just to keep their harvesting skills sharp? 😅$BTC

$AXIS Investment tip: Stay away from projects where KOLs bicker and stir up drama—they’re basically pig-butchering scams. 😅

The equipment Pakistan has its eye on this time probably won’t come cheap—they’ve even brought out this kind of trump card to make a statement 😂$BTC

We have freedom now, but there's also a second driver 🤣$BTC

Build and Build.$BNB

The blond guy first grabs Venezuela to secure his own supply, then attacks Iran to choke off the world's supply. He's really got the whole “increase revenue and cut expenses” thing figured out. $CL

Are these hackers self-taught, or do they take specialized training courses? They pull off major heists at the drop of a hat. $BNB

Given the Democrats’ financial firepower in the midterms, there’s no way they’ll win both chambers and render the blond guy powerless. What a shame.
I hope they spend their money where it counts and at least win one chamber, so the blond guy can’t keep making a mess of things.$BTC

I can't help but suspect that airdrop farming in crypto is so difficult now because domestic digital collectibles platforms have gone bust, and all the airdrop farmers have flooded into crypto. Whatever these people farm, it goes bust 😤$BNB

China’s richest people are quite an interesting bunch: some make games, some sell drinks, some do e-commerce, and now there’s this year’s video-plus-e-commerce thing. In short, they’re all making mindless entertainment and selling stuff. Aren’t we supposed to be a tech powerhouse?
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This thing is basically a highly centralized, single-node stablecoin, huh 😂 Has anyone tried using it to deposit or withdraw fiat? Seems like it might be less likely to trigger risk controls. $BTC

Sure, the daily living budget has increased by 1 cent for every day of the year. $BNB

Old Blondie is finally telling the truth instead of pretending he wants to lower oil prices and curb inflation.
All along, he’s just been paying off his debts. The oil tycoons spent a fortune getting him into power, so he has to figure out how to keep them happy.$BTC