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I don't know about you, but these pictures move me. May a true and definitive Peace be found, but it will never be born on the basis of abuse.

The world does not need more wars that fade and flare up again and last for centuries. The situation is not easy, great leaders are needed on all fronts to manage it.

Common sense is needed but also... Love! We are one human family that is still too infantile if we are still seduced by power games.

Today, April 25, marks the 36th birthday of Gedhun Choekyi Nyima, the 11th #PanchenLama of #Tibet. Recognized by the #DalaiLama in 1995 at just six years old, he and his family were taken by Chinese authorities shortly after—and have not been seen since.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇮🇳 India’s aircraft carrier INS Vikrant has set sail and is moving toward waters near Pakistan.

At the same time, 🇵🇰 Pakistan’s military has announced live-fire exercises in the same area where the Vikrant is expected to operate.

A missile test has also been confirmed by Pakistan in the region. Tensions between the two nations are escalating rapidly.

📊 SOL/USDT From Our Technical Analyst (Daily)
Current price: 138.67 USDT
Key resistance: 142.07 USDT
Main support: 113.71 USDT
Short-term trend: Bullish, but facing strong resistance
Volume: Increasing — a positive signal for continuation

Trading Plan
📈 Scenario 1 – Bullish breakout above 142 USDT
- Entry: 144–145 USDT
- Target 1: 160 USDT
- Target 2: 180 USDT
- Stop loss: 137 USDT
- Confirmation: Daily close above 142 with strong volume

📉 Scenario 2 – Rejection at resistance and pullback
- Entry: 137–138 USDT (after bearish reversal candle)
- Target 1: 125 USDT
- Target 2: 114 USDT
- Stop loss: 143 USDT
- Confirmation: Rejection candle below the resistance level

🔄 Scenario 3 – Technical bounce from support (114 USDT)
- Entry: 114–116 USDT
- Target 1: 128 USDT
- Target 2: 140 USDT
- Stop loss: 107 USDT
- Confirmation: Bullish candle with increasing volume

Risk Management
Max risk per trade: 1–2% of capital
Use trailing stop after hitting the first target
Avoid early entries – wait for technical confirmation

🔮 The Time of Peter the Roman: Are the Prophecies Pointing to Pietro Parolin?

With the passing of Pope Francis, attention now turns to his successor.
Among the ancient prophecies, the one attributed to Saint Malachy speaks of a final pope, Petrus Romanus, who will lead the Church during great tribulations.

Why does Cardinal Pietro Parolin emerge as a key figure?
•Name: His name is Pietro (Peter), just like the apostle who founded the Church.
•Origin: He is Italian, deeply tied to Rome, the heart of Christianity.
•Role: Vatican Secretary of State, one of the most influential figures in the Curia.
•Profile: A skilled diplomat, well-suited to guide the Church through times of crisis and transition.

Confirmations from other prophecies:
•Nostradamus: In one of his quatrains, he speaks of a “Roman of good age” who will be elected after the death of an elderly pope, followed by a time of great tribulation (https://t.co/pr02B6rd2s).
•Saint John Bosco: In 1870, he had a prophetic vision concerning Rome, describing times of severe hardship for the Church (https://t.co/6HF5oEPwhH).

Although these prophecies must be interpreted with caution, they seem to converge around a figure like Pietro Parolin.
His name, origin, and current role symbolically embody Petrus Romanus.

📈Bull Market is Coming Back?
Bitcoin Futures CME – Technical Analysis
Current Price: 87,730 USD (+3.08%)

Confirmed Technical Breakout
The price has decisively broken through the key 86,000 USD resistance level, confirming a bullish signal. This move follows a consolidation phase, increasing the probability of a continued upward extension.

🔍 Key Levels
Resistances (targets if the trend continues):
🟥 89,985 USD – First intermediate resistance
🟥 91,005 USD – Critical level
🟥 91,205 USD – Max short-term extension

Supports (areas that need to hold to confirm the breakout):
🟩 86,045 USD – New dynamic support (former resistance)
🟩 84,000 – 82,915 USD – Structural support zone
🟩 81,245 – 79,685 USD – Mid-term support
🟨 76,775 USD – Major long-term support (defended in March)

Volume
The spike in volume (highlighted by the blue arrow) during late March and early April indicates accumulation.

Today’s breakout comes after this compression phase: while today’s volume isn’t the highest, it fits within a broader context of increasing technical strength.

Operational Insights
Holding the 84,000–86,000 USD zone will be crucial in the coming days to avoid a deeper pullback. A drop below 82,915 would risk invalidating the breakout.

🚨📉What happened with $MANTA?
Textbook Case of Structural Breakdown

The chart shows a crash of nearly -80% from the highs, with the breakdown occurring in early March and increasing volume, a clear sign of institutional distribution. The 0.285–0.413 USDT zone, once support, has now turned into strong resistance, rejecting recovery attempts.

🧠Operational Strategies in Case of a Crash
If you're already in:
- Avoid averaging down without a clear plan.
- Use a dynamic stop loss (e.g., below 0.165).
- Lack of capitulation volume suggests further downside.
- Consider partial exits to free up capital.

If you're flat:
- Don’t try to catch the bottom.
- Wait for consolidation above 0.20 USDT with volume confirmation.

Safer entry: breakout and retest of the 0.285–0.334 zone.
Stop loss: below 0.155 – Targets: 0.334 / 0.413 / 0.723.

Conclusion
We are deep into the post-hype disillusionment phase. The goal is not to catch the bottom, but to wait for objective reversal signals. No rush—risk management comes before profits.

📊🚨 MamaFi Analysis
Current Technical Overview – CRV/USDT

Current Price: 0.5918 USDT
Daily Change: +0.71%
Volume: Rising during the recent breakout attempt

🔍 Key Zones
Support Zone:
Range: 0.5523 – 0.4859 USDT

Area of multiple rebounds and prior consolidation
Crucial to hold in order to maintain bullish sentiment

Control Zone:
Accumulation/control range: 0.5523 – 0.5992 USDT

Recently broken to the upside, price is now retesting it

A confirmed hold above this range could strengthen the bullish continuation

Potential Upside Targets (if breakout holds)
- 0.6735 USDT → intermediate technical target
- 0.9470 USDT → upper level and final target if strong uptrend continues

Alternative Scenario: Bearish Rejection
If price fails to hold the Control Zone and drops back into the support range:

Watch for a decline toward 0.4859 USDT, and potentially down to 0.4019 USDT

Decreasing volume on the pullback would suggest a healthy retracement

A strong increase in bearish volume would indicate a possible trend reversal

Operational Insights
The current retest of the Control Zone is a critical moment: if it holds, it could offer a long entry opportunity with progressive targets

A break and confirmation above 0.5992 with volume would be a bullish continuation signal

Technical stop-loss can be placed below 0.5520 for aggressive long positions

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📊 Technical Update on APT/USDT – April 14, 2025

Current price: 4.86 USDT
Daily change: +0.62%
Trend: Bearish overall, but showing first signs of a potential rebound

📌 Key Technical Zones

🔻 Support Area:
4.34 – 4.54 USDT
→ This level has been tested multiple times and held well recently. It could act as an accumulation zone if buyers confirm strength.

🔺 Resistance Area:
5.87 – 6.56 USDT
→ Strong supply zone. Price was rejected here several times in the past. A breakout would mark a bullish shift.

🔍 Market Observations

Price is reacting positively from support with a slight pickup in volume.

A breakout above 5.00 USDT could trigger a move towards the resistance at 5.87 USDT.

Failure to reclaim 5.00 could lead to another test of the lower support zone.

📈 Possible Trading Scenarios

Scenario 1 – Bullish breakout
🔹 Entry: Above 5.00 USDT with strong volume
🔹 Target 1: 5.87 USDT
🔹 Target 2: 6.56 USDT
🔹 Stop-loss: Below 4.70 USDT

Scenario 2 – Rejection and dip buying
🔹 Entry: Pullback to 4.50–4.60 USDT zone
🔹 Target: Return to 5.00–5.20 USDT
🔹 Stop-loss: Below 4.30 USDT

👀 Stay alert for volume confirmation and avoid chasing moves without proper setup.

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🚨👀LDO/USDT Update (April 11, 2025)

Price: 0.726 USDT (+1.82% daily) Trend: Bearish after breaking support at 0.742
Key Levels:

Resistance (former support): 0.742-0.977 USDT

Next major resistance: 1.219-1.496 USDT
What’s happening?
Broken support shows weakness

Volume’s up on the drop, sellers in control
No reversal signs yet
Short Setup:
Entry: 0.740-0.970 USDT

Stop Loss: > 1.02 USDT
Targets: 0.60 (T1), 0.50 (T2)
Risk/Reward: ~1:2.5 to 1:3

🧠Wait for a bearish daily candle in the entry zone. Take partial profits at T1, then trail the stop for momentum.

ETH Futures – TIME TO PICK A SIDE!

📊 Key Levels
•Immediate Resistance: $1,685 (rejected hard with today’s brutal red candle!)
•Critical Support: $1,457 (holding or breaking?)
Price got slammed back into the chaos zone between $1,600–$1,457 after teasing $1,685. Rising volume on the drop screams heavy selling pressure!

⚡️ Chart Talk
•Weak bounce attempt from $1,457, but $1,685 is a brick wall.
•Below $1,457? Watch $1,300 and $1,082.5 as next pit stops.

🚀 What’s Next?
•Bulls: Smash $1,685 with big volume → $1,783 and $2,070 in sight!
•Bears: Crack $1,457 → freefall to $1,300, then $1,082.5.

💬 You tell me: Bullish or Bearish? Drop it in the comments—let’s see who nails it!

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