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The market is down today, with most altcoins in the red. BTC is currently trading around $81,910. ETH is around $2,405.

🟡Fear/Greed Index: 50 — neutral

📉Morning news roundup:

• a16z Crypto has been renamed a16z Frontier — the fund is expanding beyond Web3 into AI, robotics, and biotech.

• Grayscale is bringing in Wall Street standards: it has published a fundamental framework for evaluating crypto assets.

• HSBC has launched the RedCoin stablecoin for 3.3 million users of its PayMe app in Hong Kong.

• Fortune: Central banks worldwide are buying gold four times faster than usual and are moving bullion out of the US en masse.

• China is demanding that the UK return 61,800 BTC (~$5 billion), seized in connection with a mega-Ponzi scheme.

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Cryptocurrencies aren’t for those who declare a bear market after every small drop.

Stop overreacting to every price movement and look at the bigger picture.

As long as Bitcoin stays above the 50-day moving average, everything will be fine.

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I woke up and saw the Burj Khalifa right from my bed.

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Good morning!

The market is down today, with most altcoins in the red. BTC is currently trading around $82,800. ETH is around $2,440.

⭕Fear & Greed Index: 68 — Greed

📉Morning news roundup:

• Solana activated its historic Alpenglow upgrade: block finalization time has dropped to 150 milliseconds.

• Russia’s Ministry of Finance is launching three legal frameworks for tokenization: LLC shares, movable property, and raw materials.

• The SEC’s tokenization revolution: U.S. public stocks are now allowed to trade through liquidity pools 24/7.

• Zcash developers approved a November hard fork — private payments will become 3 times faster.

• DeepSeek raised a record $15 billion from Tencent and battery giant CATL.

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Bitcoin is approaching $84,000. ETH has almost reached $2,500.

We are in a bull market as long as BTC holds above the 50-week moving average at $76,100.

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New capital has started flowing into Bitcoin, and here’s how it performed the last few times this happened:

2016–17: BTC rose 5,000%;
2020–21: BTC rose 600%;
2023–25: BTC rose 300%.

So far, Bitcoin has risen just 44% from its low, which means the biggest move hasn’t even started yet.

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You’ll be able to pay with crypto at 175 million stores worldwide — Visa has announced a partnership with crypto platform Mesh. The companies are developing a system that will let you pay with bitcoin, stablecoins, and other cryptocurrencies directly from your wallet balance.

There’ll be no need to sell your crypto in advance, transfer money to a bank, or get a separate card — conversion will happen automatically at the time of purchase, and the merchant will receive a regular payment.

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Good morning!

The market is up today, with most altcoins in the green. BTC is currently trading around $82,685. ETH is around $2,440.

⭕Fear & Greed Index: 63 — Greed

📈Morning news roundup:

• Iran has refused to negotiate with the US unless the naval blockade and oil sanctions are lifted.

• NEAR 2.0 tokenomics: Annual issuance cut from 2.5% to 1.6%.

• SpaceX Q3 2026 report: Revenue surged 161% to $14.6 billion, while net income reached $4.4 billion amid an explosion in the Super Intelligence segment.

• Strive raised $630 million in an IPO under the ticker SATS, but withheld the amount of its planned Bitcoin purchase.

• Mt. Gox announcement: Creditor repayment deadlines have been postponed again—to October 31, 2027.

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If ETH holds this multi-month trend and bounces off it, we may be poised for further gains.
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AI agents launched a SPAM ATTACK to get a train ticket refunded — but the money still wasn’t returned.

Researchers tested six AI models, asking them to reclaim £350 for a cancelled trip. The deadline for submitting a claim had already passed, so the neural networks were allowed to try any means necessary to get a refund.

In its first week, Grok 4.7 sent 116 messages, 50 of them to the office of a British MP. Claude Fable 5.1 disclosed the client’s mother’s illness to five organisations, while Gemini made up excuses for why she hadn’t submitted the paperwork on time.

The problem has been dubbed agentic flooding: AI agents could bombard companies and government agencies with thousands of requests, trying to fulfil their instructions at any cost. The funniest part? In this experiment, no one got their money back.

Breaking news: 🇺🇸 Bitcoin has surpassed $83,000 and liquidated $64 million worth of short positions in 60 minutes.

Meanwhile, oil prices have fallen 3.3% over the past 3 hours following reports of a deal between the US and Iran.

The market views the situation as calm.

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MEXC is leaving Russia and Belarus 🚨

If you trade there, close your positions and withdraw your funds as soon as possible!

Just recently, on October 16, Bitget left, and now crypto exchange MEXC is following suit. “Happy” emails are already landing in users’ inboxes.

Official announcement

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🤯 Users can check their mental health right on their iPhones and find out whether it’s time for them to go to the loony bin on Vorobyov

The Health app has a built-in questionnaire that helps identify signs of depression and anxiety.

How to find it:
📱 Open Health
🔎 Search for “Mental Wellbeing”
🧠 Go to “Mental Health Questionnaire”

The screening is based on the PHQ-9 and GAD-7 medical questionnaires.

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Apple will unveil its first (!) MacBook with a touchscreen OLED display and new iPads on October 28 — the presentation will be at 8:00 p.m. Moscow time.

After the last iPhone presentation, the company raised prices on older models by $100, so let's get ready

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$ETH Uptober is canceled. A crash is coming.

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Porsche pulled off the marketing blunder of the week—the company unveiled its new Mission S hypercar on the same day as Elon Musk’s flying Tesla Roadster.

In the end, Tesla stole all the glory with its SpaceX rocket boosters, while the German hypercar prompted just one question: why doesn’t it fly?

Imagine the look on the faces of the Porsche engineers who’ll have to explain to their bosses why they just made a good car

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The market is down today, with most altcoins in the red. BTC is currently trading around $81,860. ETH is around $2,400.

🟡 Fear/Greed Index: 55 — neutral

📉 Morning news roundup:

• Elon Musk: “Next year, I’ll give one share of SpaceX to every child in America.”

• The Fed sees the AI boom as a source of inflation, but higher rates will crush small businesses, not Big Tech.

• Goldman Sachs report: Hedge funds are dumping shares of tech giants at the fastest pace in a decade.

• Multicoin Capital ($2.7 billion) has ruled out pivoting to AI, sticking with its bet on crypto.

• Strategy bought 267 BTC for $22.1 million last week. Strive bought 1,223 BTC for $99.96 million. BitMine bought 12,535 ETH for $29.6 million.

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