๐ช๏ธ๐ BREAKING: REALITY JUST GLITCHED ๐๐ช๏ธ
The candles imploded.
The charts convulsed.
The non-believers cried into their cereal. ๐ฅฃ๐ญ
$PEPE IS FINISHED!! they screamedโฆ
โฆRIGHT before the cosmic frog slapped the timeline so hard it EXPLDED INTO GREEN CONFETTI. ๐ฅ๐ธ๐
Because while paper hands fled like scared pixels in a horror game ๐ป๐
the OMEGA-LEVEL FROG DISCIPLES activated:
๐ฎ๐ DIAMOND HANDS: QUANTUM MODE ๐๐ฎ
๐ฅท๐ธโ๏ธ STEALTH DIP-HARVEST OPERATION โ๏ธ๐ธ๐ฅท
$PEPE didnโt fallโฆ
He didnโt faintโฆ
He didnโt even sneeze ๐ค๐ฅ
He initiated the forbidden technique:
๐๐ HYPERBOLOID FROG SLUMBER OF POWER ACCUMULATION ๐๐
And NOWโ
THE AIR CRACKLES.
THE BLOCKCHAIN RATTLES.
THE MEME GODS LOOK DOWN AND NOD.
The resurrection is no longer comingโฆ
It is HERE.
And itโs LOUD.
AND ITโS GREEN.
๐๐ธโก
๐ฅ๐ธ๐ฅ THE FROG DOESNโT RISEโฆ HE ERUPTS. ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ฅ
Cosmic ripples form across the meme-o-sphereโฆ
Candle charts burst into interpretive danceโฆ
Hamsters on trading wheels scream in 12 languagesโฆ ๐น๐ฑ๐ฅ
Because this is not a comeback.
This is not a revival.
This is not a bounce.
This is:
๐๐ธ THE MULTIVERSE-WIDE FROG ASCENSION EVENT. ๐ธ๐
๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฅ
Whether the world is ready or notโฆ
THE FROG IS
REBOOTED.
RELOADED.
REINCARNATED.
RESURRECTED.
RE-RIBBITED. ๐ธ๐
๐ฃ๐ธ THE GREEN APOCALYPSE BEGINS NOW ๐ธ๐ฃ
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