Once upon a blockchain, in a small town with weak Wi-Fi and big dreams, lived a man named Charlie.Everyone called him “The Crypto Man.”Charlie wasn’t a programmer, a trader, or even good at math.But one day, he watched a YouTube video titled Bitcoin is going to the moon! 🚀”From that moment, Charlie was convinced he was going to be a crypto millionaire.He downloaded 17 crypto apps, joined 38 Telegram groups, and invested his entire savings — 12,000 rupees into a coin called:ShibaElonInuDragonXbecause someone on Twitter said it was the next big thing Every morning, he would check his app and scream:“We’re rich!”By the afternoon, prices would crash and he’d whisper:
HODL…” (Hold On for Dear Life) His mom asked,Beta, what do you even do all day?”Charlie proudly said,“I’m mining Dogecoins with my toaster, Ammi!”Then came the world of NFTs.Charlie spent 3,000 rupees to buy a picture of a potato wearing sunglasses.He named it "Spuddy" and declared,“This is art. In five years, it’ll be in a museum!”Today, Spuddy still lives in Charlie’s phone.It’s worth exactly 3 rupees.After months of losses, heartbreak, and emotional support from Reddit strangers,Charlie finally made a profit — a glorious 150 rupees.He cashed out, ordered biryani, and proudly declared:I’m a successful crypto investor now!”Now he tells everyone:“The real wealth was the memes we made along the way.”
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