“The Crypto King and the Pizza Fiasco”
Once upon a time in the magical land of Internetia, there lived a young man named Dave. Dave was not a king, but he called himself the “Crypto King” because he bought 0.5 Bitcoin in 2025… by accident.
One day, Dave got really hungry. He checked his fridge—empty. Pantry—only expired noodles. Wallet? Also empty. But then he remembered:
💡 “I have crypto! I’m RICH!”
He quickly messaged a pizza place:
“Hey! I’ll give you 10,000 Bitcoins for 2 pizzas.”
The pizza guy said:
“Uhh… sure? I guess?”
And boom! The first crypto transaction happened. Two large pepperoni pizzas for 10,000 BTC.
A week later, Bitcoin’s price jumped.
Dave checked the charts and screamed:
“Wait… I just paid $100 million for pizza?!?”
The pizza guy, now a billionaire, opened a chain called “Satoshi’s Slice” and flew to the moon on a Dogecoin rocket.
Meanwhile, Dave still calls himself the Crypto King.
But now… he only eats noodles. 😅
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