🎬 TRUMP SHOCKS THE CRYPTO WORLD! 😱💥
Crypto Armyyyy! Get ready...
🔥 The White House just dropped a 168-page power-packed report!
Trump said:
"Crypto will now get official respect in America!" 🇺🇸📜
👨⚖️ Who will make the rules?
A dangerous team has been formed: 👔 Treasury boss – Scott Bessent
📉 SEC king – Paul Atkins
📦 Commerce guy – Howard Lutnick
These three will now write crypto’s destiny! 😎🖋️
🪙 BTC, ETH, XRP, SOL, ADA – Now America will have its own HODL reserve!
Yes! The US Treasury is building a crypto reserve (from seized coins 💀)
Public won’t get any! Only for government use! 📦🇺🇸
💼 "Not your keys, not your coins" is about to become law!
The report says:
"People should be allowed to hold their own crypto – no middlemen!"
Finally, the time has come! 🫡
🧾 TAX crackdown coming too!
New system – CARF!
📍 Holding crypto abroad? You’ll have to report it!
But... DeFi gets a break – for now! 😅
🧱 Good news for DeFi projects!
The SEC has been told:
“Let them live! Give them a safe zone!” 😇
📢 White House says – more info on the BTC reserve is coming!
Which means... hype is back in the market!
🚀 BTC could be heading to the moon again...
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📌 Conclusion:
Crypto Army, Trump made it clear:
💣 “Crypto now has an official future in America!”
Regulations are coming — but with growth! 💼📈
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