Me: I'm just going to put $50 in crypto and forget about it.
👀 Also me two hours later:
📱 Refreshing charts every 5 seconds
🔍 Googling "Why isn't $SUI going up?"
🙏 Whispering to my bags: "You can do it... daddy needs a Lamborghini."
📉 Market drops by 2%: "I'm bankrupt."
📈 Market rises by 1%: "We're going to Valhalla, guys!" 🛡️🚀
If this is too real...
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