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"Binance is the only place where my ex’s ‘trust issues’ actually make sense… DYOR, baby!"

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"Told my mom I’m investing in crypto. Now she thinks Binance is a new type of vegetable."

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"Relationship status: Waiting for my Binance portfolio to bounce back before dating again."

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"Binance app crashed for 2 minutes.
Me: Already planning a career in farming."

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"Me checking my Binance wallet every 5 minutes:
Is it 🚀 or is it 🚑 today?"

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"Binance gave me something the stock market never could:
Daily cardio from panic-refreshing prices."

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"Bitcoin dropped 5%.
Me: It's fine. It's called a 'Binance Yoga Session' — lots of emotional flexibility."

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*"My financial plan is simple:

Buy on Binance

HODL

Pray to Satoshi."*CryptoMarketCapBackTo$3T
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"Binance said 'not financial advice' but somehow I’m emotionally attached."

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"Dating someone who doesn’t check Binance before saying 'Good Morning'?
Red flag."

#CryptoHumor #BinanceLife #CryptoMemes
#HODLWithHumor #BinanceJokes

- Do you see the forest?
- No.
- The trees are in my way.

😬🤣🤯🫠

#Write2Earn #Binance #cryptohumor #BTC

Georgian humor 🇬🇪

The child came back home from school:
- That's it. I'm not going to school anymore!
- Why?
- I can't read, I can't write, and they won't even let me talk! 😂😂😂😂🥰

#Write2Earn #BTC #binance #cryptohumor

- Do you know when Binance pays out?
- When my mom texts: "I sent you 10 GEL, spend it wisely."
😂😂😂😂🫣🤯

#Write2Earn #Binance #cryptohumor #BTC

❗️❗️❗️❗️‼️ "My balance on Binance dropped so much, I think I need to start selling Bread and Water tokens — $BREAD and
$WATER!" 😬😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

#Binance #BTC #cryptohumor #Write2Earn #CryptoMemes

"When I checked my portfolio on Binance, I thought I had accidentally opened TikTok — just endless scrolling...
and tears."😂😂😂🫣

#Write2Earn #cryptohumor #BinanceSquare #CryptoMemes #BTC

- Bro, did you buy Bitcoin?
- Nah, I'm in waiting mode.
- Waiting for what?
- For my neighbor to collect money... so l can borrow it!😁🤪😂

#BTC #binance #cryptohumor #Write2Earn!

🤣 A Moment Every Crypto Investor Understands

#CryptoJourney #CryptoHumor #CryptoLife

🧢🐸 Bought $TRUMP — now I feel like I'm influencing world politics.

Waiting for the next pump after a new dinner or tweet.
While some trade based on technical analysis, we trade based on meme sentiment.

Plan?

Buy meme coin.
Have dinner like a president.
Fly on a rocket 🚀$TRUMP
#trumpcoin #memecoin #cryptohumor #BinanceSquareFamily

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If you don't subscribe — Pepe will go into hibernation. 🐸❄️
If you don't leave a comment — Pepe will sell everything at the bottom. 🐸📉

Let's avoid tragedies — give a like, subscribe, and write in the comments:
BTC — to the moon or sideways? 🚀📉
$PEPE
$BTC

#BinanceSquareFamily #pepe⚡ #CryptoHumor

"Don't wanna be the next Bitcoin Pizza guy…"
Passed on SAGA at $0.22, now watching it climb like dough in an oven. Maybe it’s time to stop laughing and start researching.

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Always DYOR before investing.

#Sag #CryptoHumor

Crypto lesson of the day:

Don’t take financial advice from your barber…
unless your barber owns more BTC than your portfolio.

DYOR = Do Your Own Research

Or just follow random people on Twitter and blame them later.

Your call.

#CryptoTips #dyor #cryptohumor #Web3Life

"How to become a millionaire with crypto in 5 simple steps (spoiler: it doesn't work)" #FunnyFriday #CryptoHumor #TradingTips

Who has never found online "miraculous" guides to get rich with crypto? From absurd advice to self-proclaimed gurus, the web is full of pearls of wisdom... or maybe not? What is the strangest advice you have ever heard?

🎢 Me checking my $BTC wallet during a dip...
...but pretending everything’s fine 😂

HODL life isn't easy, but it builds diamond hands 💎🤲

#CryptoMemes #Write2Earn #BinanceFeed #HODL #CryptoHumor

What do you do when the charts go red? 🤔👇

Buy or wait for it to drop AGAIN? The eternal struggle 😂📉 #FunnyFriday #cryptohumor #BuyTheDip

It’s the question that plagues every crypto-investor. We see the price drop: is it the opportunity of a lifetime or a deadly trap? What do you do? Do you have a superstitious ritual or a rule (often broken)? Share your thoughts! 👇

La scusa N.1 per gli investimenti crypto "creativi" 🤔💸 #FunnyFriday #cryptohumor #TradingMistakes

Siamo onesti, a volte la strategia è più un "speriamo bene". Qual è la scusa più assurda (o divertente) che hai usato per giustificare un investimento un po' azzardato... a te stesso o agli altri? Vota qui sotto!

#DinnerWithTrump
Imagine discussing Bitcoin with Donald Trump over a steak dinner!
Would he praise it as “the greatest invention since the dollar” or dismiss it as “fake crypto news”?
One thing’s for sure: that table would be on fire with opinions!
What would you ask Trump if you had a seat at that dinner?
Let’s hear your bold questions!
#CryptoTalk #TrumpOnBitcoin #CryptoHumor
#DinnerWithTrump

When you chase the dip… and the meme chases you back!

#CryptoHumor #MemeCoin #BoughtTheDip #BinanceLife

First Month in Crypto:
🚗 “Made $300 in 3 minutes on Binance Futures.
Already planning my retirement.”
📈 Calls everyone “wagmi” and thinks stop-losses are for cowards.

First Year in Crypto:
🛵 “Survived 4 rug pulls, 7 bear traps, and a fake breakout on $BTC.”
📉 Portfolio looks like it got rugged by life itself.
Now I just DCA, drink coffee, and trust no green candle.

Still on Binance. Still coping. Still here.
🫡

If you’re reading this… you're probably a survivor too.
Drop a 🛵 in the comments if crypto humbled you! 😂

#BinanceSquare #CryptoHumor #SAFU🙏
#BinanceLife

🐶 DOGE: From Meme to Billions!

Dogecoin, created as a joke in 2013, reached a market cap of over $88 billion by 2021. (investopedia.com)

Those who laughed at "just a meme coin" are now realizing that their DOGE portfolio looks more serious than they expected.

A project that started as a joke can yield serious results in the crypto market.

Do you think DOGE is still a joke or a serious investment? Share your thoughts in the comments!

#Dogecoin‬⁩ #Dogecoin2024 #cryptohumor #BinanceSquare #memecoin