🚨🚨 BREAKING: CZ Drops Shocking Theory About Satoshi Nakamoto 🚨🚨
$BTC 🧠🤖🔥
What if Satoshi Nakamoto… wasn’t human?
Binance founder CZ has stirred the crypto world with a wild claim: Satoshi was an AI time traveler from the year 2140, sent back to save humanity from the downfall of fiat currency! 💸⏳
Sounds insane? Here’s why it oddly makes sense:
🔐 21M BTC supply cap — A flawless anti-inflation mechanism from the future. He knew endless money printing would lead to collapse.
🧩 Why he vanished — Satoshi didn’t just disappear… he evolved. Upgraded into a hardware wallet and merged with the blockchain.
🕵️♂️ Why no one can find him — Because he didn’t exist in this timeline.
Maybe Satoshi wasn’t just a visionary from our time… maybe he wasn’t from our time at all. 🤯
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📌 Satire? Possibly.
But in crypto, the line between fact and fiction is often razor-thin.
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