🚨 ELON FINALLY BREAKS SILENCE on Drug Rumors! 🧪
After weeks of wild speculation, Elon Musk just dropped his drug test results on X — and guess what?
✅ CLEAN across the board:
❌ Cocaine
❌ Ketamine
❌ MDMA
❌ Amphetamines
No traces. Nothing shady — at least on paper. 👀
This comes right after that outrageous May 30 article claiming Musk was partying hard during his DOGE stint (yes, that hilarious “Department of Government Efficiency” thing 😭).
But wait — there’s more...
🔥 Post-DOGE Era Drama:
Musk vs. Trump? Confirmed beef.
Epstein’s name got pulled in too.
Musk’s reply? “If I knew, I wouldn’t have worked with him.”
Yeah… that bromance is officially over.
Meanwhile, Crypto Twitter? Melting down. 😵💫
💭 So what’s really going on?
A PR detox? A genuine clean slate? Or just Elon doing what he does best — chaos marketing?
One thing’s for sure:
Whether it’s rockets, rumors, or meme coins...
Elon stays the main character.