Overconfidence & Stop-Loss Snafus
Me: "Tight stop-loss, clean setup, nothing can go wrong." 😎📊
My dog: walks across keyboard 🐶⌨️
Chart: Stop-Loss Hit. Position Closed. 💀📉
Dog: innocent puppy eyes 😇🐾
Me: internally screaming in 7 timeframes 😭
Me: "I only invest in stocks that only go up." 🙄📈
Chart: huge red candle 📉😬
Me: "Well, that backfired." 😅
FOMO & Chasing the Move
Me: "I'll just patiently wait for the perfect entry..." 😌📉
Chart: suddenly rockets 10% 🚀📈
Me: panics "I have FOMO!" 😱
Chart: immediately plunges 📉😭
Me: facepalming all night 🤦♂️
Me: "Break time!" 🚶♂️😎
Chart: crashes 7% 📉😱
Me: "This sandwich tastes a lot like defeat." 🥪😩
Emotional Rollercoaster
Chart: surges +5% 🚀📈
Me: breaks out dance moves 💃💰
Chart: plummets -6% 💔📉
Me: "Oh no..." 😩
Me: "Off to bed, I'm done trading." 😴🛌
Chart (overnight): gaps -10% then +8% 📉📈😳
Me: "Is this real life?" 🤯
Everyday Trader Drama
Spouse: "Are you trading or gambling?" 🎲
Me: "It's the same thing." 😜
Chart: turns entirely red 📉
Me: "I should stick to groceries." 🛒😅
Broker: "Connection lost." 🚫📶
Me: sees price spike 😱
Chart: tanks without me 📉😭
Me: "Perfect timing as always." 😑
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