๐จ BREAKING: Elon Musk Just Dropped a Bombshell... and Nope, Itโs Not What You Think! ๐ฎ๐ฅ
Not a new Tesla ๐
Not a Mars launch ๐
This time? A drug test โ and itโs 100% CLEAN ๐งชโ
๐ June 11, 2025 โ Elon publicly shared his official negative drug test report from U.S. Drug Testing.
๐ฟ Marijuana? โ
๐ Cocaine? โ
๐ Fentanyl? โ
Everything? โNormal.โ Period. ๐๐
๐ฅ A direct clapback at years of rumors โ from the Joe Rogan joint ๐จ to wild party talk and even NASA/USAF probes ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Now? Elon just said: Data > Drama ๐๐
๐ฃ๏ธ His message?
โTime to kill the noise โ Iโm clean.โ ๐ค๐ฅ
๐ค PR masterclass or classic Elon being Elon?
๐ Will the media backtrack?
๐ Will $DOGE catch a pump on this clarity wave? ๐ถ๐
โ๏ธ One thingโs certain: Elonโs playing 4D chess while the worldโs still figuring out the rules.
๐ฌ Drop your take โ is this Game Over for the rumors, or just another Musk moment?
