#IsraelIranConflict War in the East. Crypto: "Is there anything left to liquidate?" 💣

Explosions in Tehran. Stock markets are crashing. BTC takes an elegant dive to $102,800 before rising like a Phoenix. We called it "dipsday" – they call it a geopolitical crisis. The irony? The traditional market screams "SELL!", while whales secretly buy.

3 FUDs turned into dark jokes:

1. Bitcoin vs. Nuclear War:

- Drops 5.5% in 24h. The next day: it returns +80% like in 2024.

- Why "safe haven" when you can be your own central banker? 🤷♂️

2. Altcoins: Financial genocide:

- ETH -7%, SOL -8%, memecoins -12%.

- Liquidations of $1 billion? But usual in crypto...💸

3. Dollar vs. BTC:

- Dollar jumps 0.9% – "Return to the title of safe haven".

- But when I hear "war", I buy BTC. History doesn't lie.

Existential dilemmas for hodlers:

- Inflation vs. Halving: War → expensive oil → inflation → FED cuts interest rates → BTC at $150k?

- Miners fleeing to deserts? If China enters a crisis, do the farms move to Antarctica? ❄️⛏️

- Is "Digital Gold" just a story? Gold jumps to $3,444, BTC wobbles. Who laughs last?

The market bows to war, then follows its trend. How do you dance? 💃🕺

Hidden technical details:

- ✂️ Record liquidations: $446M in 24h for BTC, mostly LONG.

- 🚀 Bullish fractal: The same structure as before the +80% rally in 2024.

- 🛢️ Oil +13%: If the war escalates, ASICs will drink expensive tears.

"Geopolitics is like a tornado: it destroys everything, and crypto rebuilds from bytes."