Pensions buy Bitcoin!!!
Normal world: "Are we in 2025 or the Matrix?"🤯
Traditionalists close their eyes, but the numbers speak: pension funds are now putting $BTC directly into the portfolio. The irony? We have gotten used to FOMO — they are just now discovering that the "hedge against inflation" looks better than pension bonds.🧓💸
3 weekly moments that show chaos is the new "business as usual":
1. Vegas accepts Bitcoin for slot machines 🎰✝️
The former "rat poison" is now valid currency at Blackjack. Satoshi laughs somewhere in the cosmos.
2. US debt is a ticking time bomb of $37 trillion💣
Wall Street screams "crisis!". We ask: "Do you still remember that halving from 2 months ago?"
3. Companies listed on Nasdaq now hold BTC as a reserve of gold🧳
MicroStrategy has $41 billion in BTC. We have already asked: "I wonder if they keep the keys at the bank?"
Open debate (with no correct answers):
- Will retirees become "diamond hands" without knowing what it means? 👴💎
- If the Fed cuts interest rates, does BTC become a lifeboat or just another race into a black hole? 🕳️
- Vegas accepts BTC... but does the SEC accept meme coins as payment for their fines? 😏
The market is a circus, we are the clowns paid in satoshi. Let there be room for open discussions.🎪