#CryptoFees101 💸 : Taxes Are Higher Than in War 💸

"You pay $50 to send $10? Welcome to the world of crypto taxes – where algorithms are greedier than the state."

🔥 Why Are They So Robbery-like?

- Network Congestion: When ETH is full, miners choose transactions with high fees like an auction. "If you don't pay, you wait like a fool in line."

- Complexity: Smart contracts = more gas. Sending an NFT consumes as much gas as an SUV on a long trip.

🛠️ 3 Ways to Escape Taxes (Legally!)

1. Use L2s: Arbitrum or Optimism reduce fees from $50 to $0.50 – save your wallet and nerves.

2. Choose Off-Peak Hours: Trade at night when Americans are asleep. Fees drop by 80%.

3. Low-fee Coins: ALGO, XLM, or Nano have fees of $0.001. *"Better than free."

☠️ The Bloody Joke:

What does Ethereum say when you ask for lower fees?

"You can pay in kidney or ETH. Both have the same value now."

⚠️ Without layer 2, you are easy prey. With it, you can play for free.