【Bitcoin Confusion Awards】
🤯Record of Contemporary Humanity Taming BTC
1️⃣ Woke up at 3 AM to set an alarm to buy the dip, only to find I overslept—price has risen back to 68000, angrily opened a 10x short position, and 5 minutes later successfully got a 'liquidation breakfast'
2️⃣ Followed the big shot's call for 'buying the dip', ended up holding from 65000 all the way down to 58000, now holding eight layers of bottom-pants, either my wallet or my mindset is bound to break
3️⃣ Miners rejoice! A brother in Shandong with 0.35 electricity cost earns 0.0003BTC daily, doing the math, it only takes…120 years to break even? (Friendly reminder: the pancake vendor next door has already bought a car in cash)
🐳Mysterious Whale's Operations
• Wrote in the transfer note 'please don't crash my position', only to be made into an NFT by blockchain detectives and sold for 3.2ETH
• Spent 18.6BTC on gas fees to transfer to the wrong address, and the other party canceled their Twitter account and ran away overnight
• Developed a 'hands-off plugin' to lock the cold wallet, only to lock myself out until the end of the bull market
📉Ultimate Philosophy of Candlestick Charts
When you are bullish: daily death cross + regulatory hammer + exchange running away three-hit combo
When you are bearish: Musk posts a dog picture + BlackRock buys, buys, buys + Satoshi Nakamoto resurrects and transfers coins
💬 Confession Section:
What clever moves have you made to perfectly avoid getting rich?
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