Now many college students have entered the cryptocurrency market, I wonder where they learned about this world?

Does anyone know?

Is there anyone in the country who hasn't heard of Bitcoin?

I, I touched this thing in 2014! (hands on hips, proud)

Officially entered the pit in 2017, killing it in the simulation, feeling like I was the chosen warrior of the crypto world!

Guess what? My parents just don't believe it! (slaps thigh)

"Virtual currencies are all scams!"

"Isn't it better to trade stocks?"

After enduring to adulthood, I went all in, and the result... oh my goodness! I directly entered the 'poverty god possessed' mode!

My liquidation bible: both long and short are wrong, just stop loss!

Going long → waterfall crash! "No way, Sir?!"

Going short → rocket pump! "Are you targeting me, big player?!"

Stop loss → just cut the meat and it rebounds! "I'm going to cry to death!"

Holding position → liquidation warning! "I don't even have my shorts left!"

After getting liquidated more than ten times, I finally realized: "In this crypto world, I must be missing wealth luck!"

Awakening of the retail investors:

Path to enter the crypto world (blood and tears summary version):

Yu'ebao → money market funds → bond funds → stock funds → A-shares → global stock markets → CoinBase → crypto world...

Whoever is interested in money, who can escape this fate?

Alipay is getting involved!

Recently, the fund advertisement "Huabao Global Technology" actually uses Bitcoin holdings as a selling point!

I: "Now even Ma Dad is coming to cut me?" (clutches wallet tightly)

Final destination:

Already honest! Honestly roll back to the stock market...

Crypto world? In this lifetime, I’m probably never going to eat this bowl of rice! (hands together in prayer)

Netizens' sharp comments:

"Others trade crypto: financial freedom; you trade crypto: underwear freedom..."

"Suggest writing a book: 'On How to Accurately Step on Every Minefield'!"

"Brother, with your experience, you must be the philanthropist of the crypto world!"

Friendly reminder: cherish life, stay away from contracts!

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