Why My Cat Might Be the Next DeFi Protocol

After observing my cat nap for 18 hours a day, I realized he’s already operating like a yield farm — minimal input, maximum output (in purrs).

What if we tokenized that laziness? Introducing $NAP, the first cat-backed passive income protocol. Staking is simple: feed the cat, walk away, and let the fluff do the rest.

Key Features:

• Zero utility

• 100% rug-proof (he’s too lazy to run)

• Auto-purring on every transaction

The future is furry. Are you in?

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