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Digital Detox in 2030: Now With Terms & Conditions
Welcome to 2030, where taking a digital detox now requires a permit. You don’t just log off — you file an ‘Intent to Disconnect’ form. Approval takes 72 hours. Longer if your dopamine levels spike when someone likes your post. Then you get a system prompt: ‘Are you sure you want to deactivate your digital identity? You may experience withdrawal from relevance
#DigitalDetox #satire #comedy #ScienceMeetsCrypto #humor #AI
Welcome to 2030, where taking a digital detox now requires a permit. You don’t just log off — you file an ‘Intent to Disconnect’ form. Approval takes 72 hours. Longer if your dopamine levels spike when someone likes your post. Then you get a system prompt: ‘Are you sure you want to deactivate your digital identity? You may experience withdrawal from relevance
#DigitalDetox #satire #comedy #ScienceMeetsCrypto #humor #AI
You’ve Been Replaced by a Spreadsheet
In this short sci-fi comedy, we explore what happens when AI doesn’t just take your job… it takes your interview, your desk, and probably your lunch break too. Welcome to 2025: where your new boss is a neural net named Greg, and your greatest weakness? Being carbon-based.
Perfect for anyone who's applied to 40 jobs this week and been ghosted by an algorithm.
🎭 Dark tech humor
📉 Job market meets sci-fi meltdown
🤖 Robots, resumes & existential dread
#AI #HumorCrypto #satire #comedy #excel #future
In this short sci-fi comedy, we explore what happens when AI doesn’t just take your job… it takes your interview, your desk, and probably your lunch break too. Welcome to 2025: where your new boss is a neural net named Greg, and your greatest weakness? Being carbon-based.
Perfect for anyone who's applied to 40 jobs this week and been ghosted by an algorithm.
🎭 Dark tech humor
📉 Job market meets sci-fi meltdown
🤖 Robots, resumes & existential dread
#AI #HumorCrypto #satire #comedy #excel #future
Electing a New Pope Nah, Let's Let AI and Crypto Handle It
Alright, folks, forget the conclave—the new Pope is AI
Yep, the Vatican’s looking at blockchain and crypto to decide. Which is exactly what I want when I’m choosing my spiritual leader: an algorithm that can't even decide whether to pay for gas on Ethereum or Solana.
#PopeFrancis #election #TradeStories #AI #comedy #funny
Alright, folks, forget the conclave—the new Pope is AI
Yep, the Vatican’s looking at blockchain and crypto to decide. Which is exactly what I want when I’m choosing my spiritual leader: an algorithm that can't even decide whether to pay for gas on Ethereum or Solana.
#PopeFrancis #election #TradeStories #AI #comedy #funny
Starfleet Doesn’t Use Money. and That’s Why They Don’t Have Crypto?
What if Starfleet economics collided with today’s crypto mess? In this 30-second short, we compare the post-scarcity ideals of Star Trek with the reality of inflation, meme coins, and getting rugged in DeFi.
#cryptocomedy #cryptosatire #startrekparody #satire #comedy #defi #ScienceMeetsCrypto #Bear
What if Starfleet economics collided with today’s crypto mess? In this 30-second short, we compare the post-scarcity ideals of Star Trek with the reality of inflation, meme coins, and getting rugged in DeFi.
#cryptocomedy #cryptosatire #startrekparody #satire #comedy #defi #ScienceMeetsCrypto #Bear
let's play a game you send me USDT and I will receive and then made my First Trade 🙂😜 PRO Trader Thoray zyada krna 🤑🥰😂
#funny #comedy #NEW #trader #CryptoCPIWatch
#funny #comedy #NEW #trader #CryptoCPIWatch
What makes you calm after taking a huge loss ..... ....#forexblow #forexlifestyle #forextrader #forexmemes #forex #trading #comedy #blow #nfp #forexjokes
#comedy ,the market if full of comedies ,it can pump small,when you go long it go down ,but now am free from stress, because I don't have liquidation price, I can buy a coin any time i wish,I have failed to open profitable long position ,but short position ,am winning , it's risky to open up short position now that's why don't share my trades.$ACT
Sorry crypto users, it’s all me #MarketDownturn
✨🔮Hello crypto people, I am Valentina and I am chronicle looser. I have a three of reasons to think why it’s like this:
1. 🛑 I was born in the biggest country all times, but in the very next day this country fell apart.
2. Three times in my life I’ve broken up with different guys because somehow they found out they were gay 💅💅💅
3. Every time I stalking my someones instagram I accidentally liking post from 2-5 years ago to make them sure I’m stalking 🤦♀️
I could write more but we’re here not for this.
I was avoiding crypto things since 2012. Everybody around was using crypto wallets, in my country you can pay crypto in stores and I didn’t touch this topic even with 3-meter-stick.
So a two weeks ago I did one freelance gig and they asked if they can pay me in crypto. In short: this is how I got here. They pay me in $SOL but invoice was in USD. I was surprised how easy crypto is and decided to hold some $SOL . In short now I have almost twice less than I had initially.
I didn’t surprise because I’m looser. But I didn’t realize that because of me the entire crypto #MarketDownturn and you guys there too.
😭😭😭Sorry it’s all because of me :(😭😭😭
But I’m not giving up easily. You all have a chance to “help” me quit crypto. Yes it’s a blackmail. 🔫🔫🔫 The plan is simple: you send me moneys, I quit crypto, the market will stabilise.
#humour #comedy #joke
1. 🛑 I was born in the biggest country all times, but in the very next day this country fell apart.
2. Three times in my life I’ve broken up with different guys because somehow they found out they were gay 💅💅💅
3. Every time I stalking my someones instagram I accidentally liking post from 2-5 years ago to make them sure I’m stalking 🤦♀️
I could write more but we’re here not for this.
I was avoiding crypto things since 2012. Everybody around was using crypto wallets, in my country you can pay crypto in stores and I didn’t touch this topic even with 3-meter-stick.
So a two weeks ago I did one freelance gig and they asked if they can pay me in crypto. In short: this is how I got here. They pay me in $SOL but invoice was in USD. I was surprised how easy crypto is and decided to hold some $SOL . In short now I have almost twice less than I had initially.
I didn’t surprise because I’m looser. But I didn’t realize that because of me the entire crypto #MarketDownturn and you guys there too.
😭😭😭Sorry it’s all because of me :(😭😭😭
But I’m not giving up easily. You all have a chance to “help” me quit crypto. Yes it’s a blackmail. 🔫🔫🔫 The plan is simple: you send me moneys, I quit crypto, the market will stabilise.
#humour #comedy #joke
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