Digital Detox in 2030: Now With Terms & Conditions
Welcome to 2030, where taking a digital detox now requires a permit. You don’t just log off — you file an ‘Intent to Disconnect’ form. Approval takes 72 hours. Longer if your dopamine levels spike when someone likes your post. Then you get a system prompt: ‘Are you sure you want to deactivate your digital identity? You may experience withdrawal from relevance
