#MEME法案 y The Federal Reserve is doing something tonight, can the meme bill sanction the president?
Brothers, at two o'clock tonight, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,
interest rates are definitely not moving, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummets from 68% to 31.8%.
Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to take a hawkish stance,
the remaining probability is just to give the market a bit of anesthetic.
Finally, there is the economic forecast report, this is powerful,
the unemployment rate and inflation data directly determine whether the second half of the year will be about eating meat or eating shit!
Last night, the beautiful senator wanted to do something with the "MEME Act",
saying the president can't issue dog coins, haha, this is just envy that Trump made a fortune by issuing coins,
"MEME Act"? That's hilarious!
Those old crooks on Capitol Hill have been harvesting the leeks until their hands are soft,
and now they're acting all innocent? When Trump issues a coin, it's "the largest corruption in history",
why don't you say that you politicians print money and flood the market every day, even wilder than the local dog project parties?
One day, Sleepy Joe issues an "Alzheimer's Coin," and Pelosi creates an "Insider Trading Coin,"
shouldn't we just turn Congress into a BN exchange?
Leeks, hurry up and buy the dip, once the bill is passed,
the politicians' dog coins will directly become limited edition NFTs,
certified by Congress, and the rights protection will definitely break the issue!