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The Fed just finished their meeting—and let’s be honest, the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Powell’s stress when someone mentioned a “soft landing.”

Wall Street traders: “They didn’t raise rates—To the moon!”
Powell (serious): “Did I say that?”

Millennial homeowners: “Is it time to refinance?”
The Fed: “Nope. Not yet.”

Current market vibes:

Stocks: Feeling great

Bonds: Confused

Crypto: Partying like it’s 2021

$Gold: Relaxing

Recession: Still waiting… reading old news

Powell’s press conference in one line:
“We’re doing what’s needed.”
Translation: “We’re just making educated guesses with charts.”

Let’s be honest—FOMC meetings today are wild.

Market panic

Fed talk we can’t understand

And Gen Z trying to figure out what “hawkish” even means.

See you next time! Bring snacks—and maybe a therapist who understands money.

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#FOMC Recap: The Fed Did That Again

The Federal Reserve just finished their latest meeting, and let’s just say interest rates aren’t the only thing feeling the pressure—Powell looked like someone asked him to explain crypto to his grandma.

Wall Street: “No rate hike? Strap in, we’re moon-bound!”
Powell (stone-faced): “We’re staying the course.”
Homeowners: “Time to refinance?”
The Fed: “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

Today’s market vibe check:

Stocks: Flexing in the mirror

Bonds: Questioning their purpose

Crypto: Partying like it’s late 2021

Gold: Calm as ever

Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines

Powell’s message in plain English:
“We’re being data-dependent.”
What that actually means:
“We’re looking at charts and hoping for the best.”

FOMC meetings have officially entered their reality-show era—full of surprises, vague statements, and emotional swings.

Catch you next round—bring snacks, notes, and maybe a money therapist.

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