#FOMCMeeting
#FOMCMeeting UPDATE
The Fed just finished their meeting—and let’s be honest, the only thing rising faster than interest rates was Powell’s stress when someone mentioned a “soft landing.”
Wall Street traders: “They didn’t raise rates—To the moon!”
Powell (serious): “Did I say that?”
Millennial homeowners: “Is it time to refinance?”
The Fed: “Nope. Not yet.”
Current market vibes:
Stocks: Feeling great
Bonds: Confused
Crypto: Partying like it’s 2021
$Gold: Relaxing
Recession: Still waiting… reading old news
Powell’s press conference in one line:
“We’re doing what’s needed.”
Translation: “We’re just making educated guesses with charts.”
Let’s be honest—FOMC meetings today are wild.
Market panic
Fed talk we can’t understand
And Gen Z trying to figure out what “hawkish” even means.
See you next time! Bring snacks—and maybe a therapist who understands money.
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