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“So... You Panic Sold Again, Didn’t You?”
#Trending
Bitcoin drops 5% —
“Crypto is a scam. I’m done.”
Bitcoin bounces 3% —
“Long-term vision. HODL gang forever.”
Green candles? You're a genius.
Red candles? It’s market manipulation, obviously.
Everyone’s a trading guru… until the chart flips.
Reminder:
If your entire strategy is just copying influencers and reacting to charts with vibes — maybe, just maybe… it’s not the market’s fault.
#BinanceSquare #CryptoSatire #FOMO
$BTC
#Trending
Bitcoin drops 5% —
“Crypto is a scam. I’m done.”
Bitcoin bounces 3% —
“Long-term vision. HODL gang forever.”
Green candles? You're a genius.
Red candles? It’s market manipulation, obviously.
Everyone’s a trading guru… until the chart flips.
Reminder:
If your entire strategy is just copying influencers and reacting to charts with vibes — maybe, just maybe… it’s not the market’s fault.
#BinanceSquare #CryptoSatire #FOMO
$BTC
Starfleet Doesn’t Use Money. and That’s Why They Don’t Have Crypto?
What if Starfleet economics collided with today’s crypto mess? In this 30-second short, we compare the post-scarcity ideals of Star Trek with the reality of inflation, meme coins, and getting rugged in DeFi.
#cryptocomedy #cryptosatire #startrekparody #satire #comedy #defi #ScienceMeetsCrypto #Bear
What if Starfleet economics collided with today’s crypto mess? In this 30-second short, we compare the post-scarcity ideals of Star Trek with the reality of inflation, meme coins, and getting rugged in DeFi.
#cryptocomedy #cryptosatire #startrekparody #satire #comedy #defi #ScienceMeetsCrypto #Bear
Watch Trump captain the USS Economy through volatile crypto space—it's short, sharp, and satirically stellar.
If this cracked a smile, share the voyage :).
#cryptosatire , #trump2025 , #startrekparody , #CryptoNews🔒📰🚫 , #BTC , #HumorCrypto , #economicsatire , #FinancialWisdom , #CryptoChaos
If this cracked a smile, share the voyage :).
#cryptosatire , #trump2025 , #startrekparody , #CryptoNews🔒📰🚫 , #BTC , #HumorCrypto , #economicsatire , #FinancialWisdom , #CryptoChaos
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