“So... You Panic Sold Again, Didn’t You?”
Bitcoin drops 5% —
“Crypto is a scam. I’m done.”
Bitcoin bounces 3% —
“Long-term vision. HODL gang forever.”
Green candles? You're a genius.
Red candles? It’s market manipulation, obviously.
Everyone’s a trading guru… until the chart flips.
Reminder:
If your entire strategy is just copying influencers and reacting to charts with vibes — maybe, just maybe… it’s not the market’s fault.