🎂 Happy Birthday, $TRUMP … but where’s the pump?! 📉😂

Not even Oval Office energy could lift this chart today.

$TRUMP

You’d expect at least a birthday bounce…

But nope — just a flatline fit for a former president. 😅

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👻 When your own memecoin ghosts you on your big day…

Now that’s what we call presidential humility.

💬 Is the hype over, or is this just the calm before another wild candle?

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