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🧠 Crypto IQ levels:
💡 Buy at ATH = Genius in reverse
🚀 Sell at dip = Exit to poverty
🔥 HODL = Emotional damage
❤️ Buy in blood = Certified psycho millionaire#CryptoLife
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😂 Crypto Mood Every Week Be Like...

📈 Monday: "I'm a genius! $SOL up 20%! To the moon! 🚀"
📉 Tuesday: "Why is $BTC falling? Should I sell?? 😩"
😐 Wednesday: "Just HODL they said... it’ll be fun they said."
🧘 Thursday: "Don’t check the chart. Don’t check the chart. Meditate. 🧘‍♂️"
😅 Friday: "Bought the dip... now it dipped again."
🤑 Saturday: "ONE green candle and I’m rich again!! 🔥"
😭 Sunday: “I should’ve just bought a pizza with that $ETH.”

💡 Moral: Don’t trade with emotions. Or… become a meme 😂
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Michael Saylor ro raha hai: “Too much blue, not enough orange!” — jaise koi Bitcoin artist ho color crisis mein!
Lagta hai MicroStrategy ka $52.87B portfolio orange wave pe moon ki taraf jaa raha hai — Mike, sunscreen le aana bhai!
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🚀 Some days I feel like a crypto genius 🙋🫂 other days, i questions all of my life decisions🤣😂.
welcome to the binance ride 🌝👉🤾
Are you riding the wave🙋🫂 ? or watching for the sidelines? 😜

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Bitcoin Investor Life Cycle:

When the price pumps: "You're a genius!"
When the price dumps: "You're an idiot!"
And the cycle continues...

This never changes — welcome to the emotional rollercoaster of #Bitcoin.
HODL strong!

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