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😂 Post 16: When you see Bitcoin rising after you sold it!

You 👇
Me: I sold Bitcoin at a loss... it's not going to rise 💀
Bitcoin after 3 hours: 🚀 +12%

Crypto teaches us patience… after it teaches us regret 😂

#CryptoLaughs #CryptoMemes #BinanceLaughs
🤣 Post 17: When you tell your parents you entered crypto

Mom: My son entered crypto, he became an investor 😍
Dad: When are you bringing the profits?
Me: (Convince them that I'm not a scammer) 😂

Crypto is not just charts, there’s also psychological work with the family 😅

#CryptoFamily #CryptoMemes #FamilyInvestor

😅 Post 18: The top 3 enemies of a trader

FOMO

Sleep

Internet disconnects during a drop 😤

If you survive these… you are a legendary hero in the crypto market 😂

#TradingWithHumor #CryptoStruggles #BinanceComedy

😭 Post 19: Free airdrop? No, my dear…

Person: I found an airdrop giving 500$ without any conditions!
Me: My friend… even my grandmother doesn't distribute money like that 😅

If the offer is too good to be true… it’s probably a scam!

#CryptoHumor #CryptoLaughs #FakeAirdrop

🤔 Post 20: You know you've been in crypto too long when...

✅ You dream you bought Bitcoin for $1
✅ You wake up and the first thing you do is open Binance
✅ You feel like the color red has become your friend 😩

**RONNY'S WORST TINDER DATE EVER: TRUMP EDITION**
( A short funny story )
So Ronny matches with "Donald T." on Tinder. His bio said:
**“Biggest hands in crypto. I build walls...and portfolios.”**
Ronny swipes right. **Why not?** Rich is rich.

**The date?**
- Trump shows up late in a **gold-plated Lambo**, blaring "HODL the Line."
- He orders a $600 steak... then says, **“This one’s on your altcoins, Ronny.”**
- Spends the ENTIRE date ranting:
*“Bitcoin? Sad. Truth Social Coin? Now that’s HUGE!”*

Ronny tried to change the subject, but Trump whipped out his phone and yelled:
**“Look at my portfolio — it’s tremendous. I only trade coins that love America!”**

**Final straw?**
Trump leans in and whispers:
*“Ever heard of TrumpToken? I minted it myself. It's gonna moon. Trust me.”*

Ronny fake-lagged his Metamask and vanished mid-dessert.

**Moral of the story:**
If your date says “I’m a stable genius”...
**RUN. Don’t even wait for gas fees to drop.**

#BinanceLaughs

#dinnerwithtrump

"Crypto prices are like my WiFi signal—one second it’s up, the next second it’s gone. And I’m just sitting there refreshing my wallet like, ‘Please come back, I promise I won’t panic sell this time!’"

$BNB

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"Why don't traders play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your losses are seeking! 😂 #BinanceLaughs #CryptoHideNSeek

“Some dream of Lambo… I just want my portfolio to turn into pizza money.”
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