๐ฌ ๐ง FUNNY ENGLISH REEL SCRIPT โ ZOEโS BINANCE VIBES
๐๏ธ (Confident + playful tone)
"I'm Zoeโฆ
And the day I canโt read a chartโฆ"
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"...I just turn off the Wi-Fi!" ๐
๐ [BTC chart flipping violently]
๐๏ธ
"BTC goes upโฆ then downโฆ
Itโs more unstable than my exโs emotions!" ๐๐ญ
๐ [Profile stats flash onscreen]
๐๏ธ
"16,000+ trade signals โ and each one shook the market!" ๐ฅ
"8,000+ people are watching me like ๐
โฆmaybe for signals,
โฆmaybe for my DP โ I donโt blame them!" ๐๐
๐ฝ [DP zoom with glowing effect]
๐๏ธ
"My DP looks like I work undercover at Binance!" ๐ถ๏ธ
"And when a chart pattern starts formingโฆ"
๐บ๐
๐๏ธ
"I say: โThatโs not a breakout โ thatโs a breakDANCE!โ" ๐๐คฃ
๐จ [Red candle smacks down]
๐๏ธ
"And the candle that betrayed me?
I SHORTED it out of pure revenge!" ๐จ๐
๐ [Follow button pulses]
๐๏ธ
"Follow meโฆ
or keep searching for entries at the bottom like a lost trader!" ๐คก๐
๐๏ธ (Final punchline)
"Signals are free.
Swag? Thatโs limited edition." ๐๐ฅ
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