JUST BOUGHT 70 BITCOIN FOR $30 EACH... NOW I’M A MILLIONAIRE! 💸😂
Look at this legendary deal — 70 BTC in one plastic bag!
Labeled “$1,000,000 VALUE” — can’t argue with that kind of ROI!
They didn’t say digital or chocolate, so I took my chance. 😎
Lesson of the day:
Always DYOR… especially before flexing your “Bitcoin bag”!
$BTC isn’t something you grab off a store shelf — it’s a revolution, not a snack! 🍫
Tag a friend who’d fall for this!
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