**RONNY'S WORST TINDER DATE EVER: TRUMP EDITION**
( A short funny story )
So Ronny matches with "Donald T." on Tinder. His bio said:
**“Biggest hands in crypto. I build walls...and portfolios.”**
Ronny swipes right. **Why not?** Rich is rich.
**The date?**
- Trump shows up late in a **gold-plated Lambo**, blaring "HODL the Line."
- He orders a $600 steak... then says, **“This one’s on your altcoins, Ronny.”**
- Spends the ENTIRE date ranting:
*“Bitcoin? Sad. Truth Social Coin? Now that’s HUGE!”*
Ronny tried to change the subject, but Trump whipped out his phone and yelled:
**“Look at my portfolio — it’s tremendous. I only trade coins that love America!”**
**Final straw?**
Trump leans in and whispers:
*“Ever heard of TrumpToken? I minted it myself. It's gonna moon. Trust me.”*
Ronny fake-lagged his Metamask and vanished mid-dessert.
**Moral of the story:**
If your date says “I’m a stable genius”...
**RUN. Don’t even wait for gas fees to drop.**
