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Trader's Dictionary 😂Moving average - a figurative line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position. Trend line - an imaginary line on the chart that only changes when you are not looking. Pattern - a type of candles on the chart that always accurately predicts price movement, except in cases where you opened a trade.

Trader's Dictionary 😂

Moving average - a figurative line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position.
Trend line - an imaginary line on the chart that only changes when you are not looking.
Pattern - a type of candles on the chart that always accurately predicts price movement, except in cases where you opened a trade.
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Explanatory dictionary to help beginners Portfolio investor - unsuccessful trader Strategic investor - unsuccessful portfolio investor 🙈😂 I am currently a trader, but already have a backup plan)) And who are you? 😉 #юмор
Explanatory dictionary to help beginners

Portfolio investor - unsuccessful trader

Strategic investor - unsuccessful portfolio investor

🙈😂

I am currently a trader, but already have a backup plan))

And who are you? 😉

#юмор
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🤣 TOP-5 phrases after which you will definitely lose your deposit: 1. "I will just buy more now and it will definitely turn around!" ...and in 5 minutes a new minimum begins. Lived with hope, died with a deposit. 🥲 2. "I’m all in, but with a short stop!" Stop-loss is just a myth, and the investment turns into a dry cracker... 🍞🚶‍♂️ 3. "It’s already at the bottom, where can it fall?" Where you see the bottom, the market sees only a new low. 🏔️💥 — a springboard for the next fall! 4. "This is an AI coin, it can’t be a scam!" Yes, of course, a scam will look like an innovation 🤖✨. Just that innovators run away with your money. 🏃💸 5. "I went long on BTC at 100x — a Lambo is coming soon!" Lambo is around the corner, and you’re already in the red zone at 100x. 🚗🔥 Like a tourist without a map on a volcano! $BTC #юмор $SOL {spot}(SOLUSDT)
🤣 TOP-5 phrases after which you will definitely lose your deposit:

1. "I will just buy more now and it will definitely turn around!"
...and in 5 minutes a new minimum begins. Lived with hope, died with a deposit. 🥲

2. "I’m all in, but with a short stop!"
Stop-loss is just a myth, and the investment turns into a dry cracker... 🍞🚶‍♂️

3. "It’s already at the bottom, where can it fall?"
Where you see the bottom, the market sees only a new low. 🏔️💥 — a springboard for the next fall!

4. "This is an AI coin, it can’t be a scam!"
Yes, of course, a scam will look like an innovation 🤖✨. Just that innovators run away with your money. 🏃💸

5. "I went long on BTC at 100x — a Lambo is coming soon!"
Lambo is around the corner, and you’re already in the red zone at 100x. 🚗🔥 Like a tourist without a map on a volcano!
$BTC #юмор $SOL
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A Million in the AccountA well-known trader was asked: - Give advice to beginners. How much should one invest to have a million in the account in a year? - I think 2 million will be enough 😂😂😂🙈 #юмор #новичок

A Million in the Account

A well-known trader was asked:
- Give advice to beginners. How much should one invest to have a million in the account in a year?
- I think 2 million will be enough
😂😂😂🙈
#юмор
#новичок
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