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📢Woke up today, peeked into my wallet, and there it is $ETH like: 😴 "Just five more minutes..." Well, where are you going five minutes, dear, the rate is again like on a roller coaster!🎢 Up and down, it's making me dizzy. The main thing is to wake up in time for payday and please the owner with green candles! 🚀💰 #ETH #крипта #криптовалюта #ethereum #meme #юмор #криптоюмор
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Trader's Dictionary 😂
Moving average - a figurative line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position.
Trend line - an imaginary line on the chart that only changes when you are not looking.
Pattern - a type of candles on the chart that always accurately predicts price movement, except in cases where you opened a trade.
Trend line - an imaginary line on the chart that only changes when you are not looking.
Pattern - a type of candles on the chart that always accurately predicts price movement, except in cases where you opened a trade.
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#юмор
Good morning. In connection with the events in India, Trump stated:
– if he had won the 2020 elections, there would be no war
– he will stop the brawl within 24 hours
– Biden is to blame for everything
– Pakistan must sign an agreement on rare earth metals
– he has very good relations with the President of Pakistan and the Prime Minister of India
– India defeated Britain, so it is pointless to fight with it, and he is ready to spare India by making a deal
– he will impose tariffs if the parties do not agree on a freeze
#BTCPrediction
Good morning. In connection with the events in India, Trump stated:
– if he had won the 2020 elections, there would be no war
– he will stop the brawl within 24 hours
– Biden is to blame for everything
– Pakistan must sign an agreement on rare earth metals
– he has very good relations with the President of Pakistan and the Prime Minister of India
– India defeated Britain, so it is pointless to fight with it, and he is ready to spare India by making a deal
– he will impose tariffs if the parties do not agree on a freeze
#BTCPrediction
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🚨So, crypto brothers, how is your $ACE doing? I hope it's not like that lonely sock after washing, which seems to exist, but there's no pair for it 🧦😂. They say it has potential... well, the same as my ability to get up with the first alarm in the morning ⏰😴. But we believe, right? We’re slowly accumulating, waiting for that very rocket 🚀, which seems to be stuck somewhere between Pluto and McDonald's 🍔🪐. The main thing is not to sell when you see a loss the size of your annual salary 💸😭. Let's hang in there! 💪💎 #ACE #крипта #юмор #hodl #надежда
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Explanatory dictionary to help beginners
Portfolio investor - unsuccessful trader
Strategic investor - unsuccessful portfolio investor
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I am currently a trader, but already have a backup plan))
And who are you? 😉
#юмор
Portfolio investor - unsuccessful trader
Strategic investor - unsuccessful portfolio investor
🙈😂
I am currently a trader, but already have a backup plan))
And who are you? 😉
#юмор
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🤣 TOP-5 phrases after which you will definitely lose your deposit:
1. "I will just buy more now and it will definitely turn around!"
...and in 5 minutes a new minimum begins. Lived with hope, died with a deposit. 🥲
2. "I’m all in, but with a short stop!"
Stop-loss is just a myth, and the investment turns into a dry cracker... 🍞🚶♂️
3. "It’s already at the bottom, where can it fall?"
Where you see the bottom, the market sees only a new low. 🏔️💥 — a springboard for the next fall!
4. "This is an AI coin, it can’t be a scam!"
Yes, of course, a scam will look like an innovation 🤖✨. Just that innovators run away with your money. 🏃💸
5. "I went long on BTC at 100x — a Lambo is coming soon!"
Lambo is around the corner, and you’re already in the red zone at 100x. 🚗🔥 Like a tourist without a map on a volcano!
$BTC #юмор $SOL
1. "I will just buy more now and it will definitely turn around!"
...and in 5 minutes a new minimum begins. Lived with hope, died with a deposit. 🥲
2. "I’m all in, but with a short stop!"
Stop-loss is just a myth, and the investment turns into a dry cracker... 🍞🚶♂️
3. "It’s already at the bottom, where can it fall?"
Where you see the bottom, the market sees only a new low. 🏔️💥 — a springboard for the next fall!
4. "This is an AI coin, it can’t be a scam!"
Yes, of course, a scam will look like an innovation 🤖✨. Just that innovators run away with your money. 🏃💸
5. "I went long on BTC at 100x — a Lambo is coming soon!"
Lambo is around the corner, and you’re already in the red zone at 100x. 🚗🔥 Like a tourist without a map on a volcano!
$BTC #юмор $SOL
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📢I wake up in the morning, look at the chart $ETH ... 👀 It seems it's decided to play "rollercoaster" again without my permission! 🎢 Well, no worries, I'm holding my virtual coins tight! 💪 Maybe it's just trying to catch up with that rocket 🚀 everyone is talking about? 😂 The main thing is not to lose a couple of zeros on the way! 🙏 #ETH #крипта #юмор #держимся
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