🔸 Step 1: Take the shoulder ×50. Because why have patience when you can go straight for it — either a Lambo or a house on mortgage.
🔸 Step 2: Enter the deal “by eye.” Charts are all a conspiracy.
🔸 Step 3: Why have a stop-loss? It limits freedom!
🔸 Step 4: Average down until victory. Bets only grow.
🔸 Step 5: Check your balance. It’s empty. That means you are free.
If you followed all the points — congratulations, you just completed the basic course for a hero trader.
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