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📢Woke up today, peeked into my wallet, and there it is $ETH like: 😴 "Just five more minutes..." Well, where are you going five minutes, dear, the rate is again like on a roller coaster!🎢 Up and down, it's making me dizzy. The main thing is to wake up in time for payday and please the owner with green candles! 🚀💰 #ETH #крипта #криптовалюта #ethereum #meme #юмор #криптоюмор

🚀Did you know that the coin $ACE is so cool that even your vacuum cleaner is trying to mine it? 🤑🧹 They say it's so "ace" that it can replace all the aces in a deck of cards... and maybe even your breakfast. 🤔🥞 Just don't try to pay with it at the bakery, or you'll get an "ace" from the seller! 😂 #ACE #криптоюмор #воттакаямонета

At the crypto holders' meeting:

— Who is the richest here?
— That one, in the corner!
— Why is he crying?
— He realized profits... in 2021.😂😂😂

#Binance nce #CryptoJourney oke #CryptoMENA eme #Криптоюмор mor #Bitcoin #Altcoins #Trading #Крипта

$BTC $ETH If Bitcoin were a person...
He would be the older brother in the world of crypto.
Silent, confident, in a dark coat and with a cold gaze.
He rarely shows up to meetings, but everyone is waiting for him.
His words are like signals for the market,
and his presence is a guarantee of safety in the chaos of altcoins.
He does not participate in the hype, but without him, the hype is impossible.
He is the first. He is the original. He is Bitcoin.
#bitcoin #CryptoLegend #CryptoImage #BTCpersonified #Криптоюмор

If Bitcoin were a person...

He would be the older brother in the world of crypto.
Silent, confident, in a dark coat and with a cold gaze.
He rarely shows up to meetings, but everyone is waiting for him.
His words are like signals for the market,
and his presence is a guarantee of safety in the chaos of altcoins.

He does not participate in the hype, but without him, the hype is impossible.
He is the first. He is the original. He is Bitcoin.

#bitcoin #CryptoLegend #CryptoImage #BTCpersonified #Криптоюмор

‼️🚨Всем срочно чуть-чуть смеяться 🤭😁

🚀 Binance снова делает шум! 🎉

💰 Крипта растет – кто-то радуется, а кто-то снова ждет “лучший момент” 🤦‍♂️
😂 Спойлер: лучший момент был вчера… но ничего, сегодня тоже пойдет!

🔥 Свежие новости с Binance:
✅ Новый стейкинг с бешеной доходностью – деньги сами делают деньги! 💸
✅ Новый токен-листинг – раньше купил = раньше на ламбу сел 🚗💨
✅ Новые конкурсы и аирдропы – Binance раздает, ты просто забирай! 🎁

🤔 А ты уже в деле или опять в раздумьях?

👇 Напиши в комменты: ты ХОДЛЕР или ТРЕЙДЕР?

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❗️LTC ETF: SEC Has Turned Up the Heat! 🔎

• The American regulator has started to review the application from Canary Capital for the launch of a Litecoin ETF. Now 240 days of agonizing wait - almost like a bear market, but worse!

• Will it be approved? LTC could see an influx of institutional money.
Will it be rejected? Well, the SEC loves to say "no", so no surprises there.

We wait, holding our breath, but let's not hold onto hope!
#Litecoin #LTC #CryptoNews
#Криптоюмор

🐶 DOGE: From Meme to Billions!

Dogecoin, which was created as a joke in 2013, reached a value of over $88 billion by 2021. (investopedia.com)

Those who laughed at the "just a meme coin" now acknowledge that their DOGE portfolio looks more serious than they expected.

A project that started as a joke can yield serious results in the cryptocurrency market.

Do you think DOGE is still a meme or is it a serious investment asset? Share your thoughts in the comments!

#DOGE #Dogecoinnews #Криптоюмор #BinanceSquare #memecoin