Today after work, our protagonist Palu encountered this situation. . . . .
“ ☠️ Hello, I am the founder of XX, join me in a private placement that guarantees profits 😎! ”
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Tell Palu, when you encounter such a good opportunity, what will you do first ? ? ?
1 : Since I've contacted the founder, it must be fine: Transfer the money!
2 : If a pie falls from the sky, there must be a problem, carefully review the information and qualifications.
3 : You are the founder: Then I am Qin Shi Huang: Give me 20,000 to help me revive, and after the matter is done, I will make you a general ( just kidding ) 👀
Day 429, Forever To The Moon! Thanks for the invitation, the Parulans are on the moon, just landed from the rocket, currently watching the market in the Binance cabin👇
As Friday approaches, Palu, who is finishing up her work and preparing to leave, suddenly sees a message in her private messages. So she opens it to take a look.
Palu: Ah! What’s going on? Is there a problem with my account?
No way, everything was fine yesterday?
...
At this moment, an anxious Palu, unaware that she has unconsciously walked to the elevator door, is about to enter when she bumps into Palu, who is coming out after forgetting something.
...
Palu: Ouch! I’m going!
... Ouch! ... That hurts...
...
Palu: Ah!
...
Our protagonist Palu is also stunned from the collision. As she just entered the elevator and didn’t dodge in time, she hit the elevator wall. As she looks up, she sees!
Her familiar friend, Palu the editor!
Palu's eyes light up!!! It’s as if she has found a lifeline, and she immediately grabs Palu's arm with both hands, not caring about the pain from their collision anymore.
Palu: Palu... I... I... I received... ☠️.
☠️☠️☠️: 📧 Hello, I am a customer service representative from a certain exchange...
What will you do? ❓
A: This customer service is so considerate, they reached out to me! Click the link!
B: Everyone knows that official sources won't contact you directly, reject it ❌
C: 🤷 I don’t know, ask Palu if this is one of his colleagues.
Palu : Palu, wake up quickly, something big has happened
Don't sleep anymore, hey, Palu, wake up... quickly... cow...hui...speed...
Palu shook Palu several times
. . . At this moment . . . Palu is still . . . sleeping . . . . . . (Palu can't wake Palu no matter how much he shakes)
Palu : . . . . Hey? I don't believe it, on such an important day, you're still lying in bed, heavenly spirit... earthly spirit . . . . .
Hey ha ❗️❗️❗️
Palu came to the side of Palu's bed and directly pulled open Palu's eyelids and shoved the tablet in front of him! ! !
Palu : Let you keep sleeping! ! ! Take my full-screen flashbang❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
Actually, our protagonist Palu is also about to wake up. Just as Palu was about to pull open Palu's eyelids, Palu was almost awake. Just as Palu wanted to open his eyes, the result was, everything was full of! ! ! ! !
This morning I could have slept in peacefully, but around nine o'clock I heard loud screaming from the neighboring room, so Palu grabbed a blanket and covered his head.
Hey! ? ? ! ! Guess what?
I could still hear it......
So our protagonist Palu couldn't take it anymore, went to the neighboring room, and kicked the 🚪🚪 of Palu's room open, then walked in.
Inside the room, the protagonist Palu heard the loud noise and was stunned, turning to look at his roommate Palu.
At this moment, they stared at each other wide-eyed 👀 👀 . . . . . .
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. . . . . . The air felt strange for a few seconds. . .
After a few seconds, Palu decided to speak up.
Palu: Dude, I can’t handle this early in the morning: what on earth happened?
Palu: Palu... wuwu... 😫😭😭, I lost my dog funds this morning, and I’m really anxious. I’ve been asking around and have no idea how to fix it. Just when you were here, Palu, can you help me check if what this person said is reliable?
☠️☠️☠️: “🏴☠️ Dude, did you lose your funds? Give me your private key, and I’ll help you get it back.”
Palu: Palu, if it were you, 🤔 what would you do?
A: You're really my bro, thank you so much for helping me: here’s my mnemonic phrase 🙋
B: Scammer, eat my heavy 【 raise 】 fist 【 revenge 】 👊👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻
C: Mother hen, ask my Binance acquaintance, editor Palu 👀👓👀