$BTC : $109,666 😈📈 That’s not a typo, fren. The chart is so 🔥 it might set your screen on fire. +3.85% TODAY – we’re printing green like the Fed with no chill 😤💸
🕺 MA(7) is moonwalking over the candles 👋 MA(25) waving from $61K like “catch ya later”
📊 EXHIBIT A: The Chart Looks Like a Meme
📉 $15,476 (RIP 2022) 🚀 $109K (Hello, ATH!) BTC didn’t just rise… it ascended 🌌
This isn’t TA—it’s faith-based investing with screenshots 😂🙌
🦍💬 “OK BUT… ALT SEASON WHEN??”
Listen, fren… Alt season doesn’t RSVP—it vibes in uninvited 🎉
👀 Here’s what we’re seeing:
🔹 BTC Dominance? Toppier than your uncle’s combover 🧓🪞 🔹 Volume: 3.59B USDT = Liquidity has entered the chat 💧📲 🔹 Retail waking up? Aunt Karen just asked how to buy DOGE 💀
🍄 Micro caps doing 30% in their sleep 🐸 Memes 10x before you finish your coffee 🤖 AI + Metaverse + Vibes = 2017 x 2021 crossover event
🧠 TL;DR:
✅ BTC ATH? Yup. ✅ Altcoins? Stretching on the sidelines. ✅ Meme coins? Already woofing. ✅ You? Better be packed like it’s a one-way trip to Mars.
This ain’t your average bull run… It’s a liquidity-laced, meme-injected, rocket-fueled FOMO fiesta 🚀🔥
🏗️ Builds the future (DeFi, NFTs, DAOs) 🔮 Smart contract king 👑 🐢 Still working on speed (but ETH 2.0 is coming!) ⚔️ Faces tough competition from faster chains
🧵 Think of ETH as the Apple of crypto — expensive but powerful 🍎✨