Люблю простою мовою говорити про складне. Вивчаю криптовалюту з нуля, ділюсь відкриттями, порадами й помилками. Якщо можу — допомагаю, якщо не знаю — шукаю.
🚀 TRUMP-COIN TAKE OFF TO SPACE? SENSATION IN THE MARKET! 🚀
Are you ready for crypto news that will make you shout "Make Crypto Great Again!"? Hold on tight, because our star today is Trump Coin $TRUMP 🚀
Do you remember how this coin (or the entire zoo of related coins) literally exploded in the crypto space, attracting the attention of not only traders but everyone who has ever heard the name Trump? Well, it seems this "big" player has decided to remind us of himself again!
Recently, while the world watches political battles, Trump coins are quietly, and sometimes not so quietly, gaining traction! 📈 Some analysts are scratching their heads, while others are gleefully rubbing their hands. What is this: a reflection of election fever, a new trend, or just a collective meme explosion?
But remember, friends: the world of meme coins and "political" tokens is a true Wild West of crypto. Here volatility is greater than election promises, and charts can change faster than tweets! Always do your own research (DYOR) and trade responsibly!
So what do you say? Is TRUMP-coin a new crypto era or just another hype train? Share your thoughts in the comments! 🇺🇸🗳️💰
💰 To invest or not to invest? That is the question! (Spoiler: I decided to invest. But wisely and… a bit with intuition 😄)
When you plan to invest money — you feel a bit like Sherlock: you study, analyze, worry, and ask the Universe:
"What to buy so that I don't have to sell the kettle later?" 😅
📌 Here are a few things I reminded myself before making a purchase (and I recommend to you):
Don't buy everything at once. Start with something proven. For example, I'm looking at:
Bitcoin ($BTC ) — the crypto grandpa, but reliable
Ethereum ($ETH ) — because smart contracts sound reasonable
Don't ignore newcomers with potential. For example:
Arbitrum (ARB)
SUI — new, but promising
Solana ($SOL ) — fast, like my thoughts when the price drops
The golden rule: don't invest everything you can eat 🍞
And remember:
Investing is not about "getting rich quickly." It’s about “not undervaluing and not losing sleep” 😅
What are you currently holding or planning to buy? Write it down, because I'm still debating between “getting a bit more ETH” or “buying myself a coffee and not thinking about charts” 😌
🧠 Blockchain is simple! (…they told me. And they left. And I was left with Google and a headache 🤯)
The explanation "it's like Excel, but without the delete button" didn't help much. So I decided: I'll learn it myself. I sat down, opened 4 tabs, YouTube, articles… And I came to the conclusion:
Blockchain is like borscht. Everyone has their own recipe, but everyone says it's tasty and healthy 😅
Actually, I understood three main things:
Data is stored in blocks — like in jars of jam
Blocks are connected to each other — like grandma's keychain
If you change something in one, everyone will notice — like when someone cooked the wrong borscht
And that's all the cryptology 🧩
Now, when someone says: "Blockchain is the future" — I nod with a wise look. But inside I'm still struggling with the question:
Who came up with this and why didn't they explain it to mom?
🪙 I bought my first cryptocurrency! And it was… $TON ! (Because how can you not support Telegram, where I spent half my life? 😆)
It seems like it was a magical moment: ✔️ I entered the amount ✔️ I clicked “Buy” ✔️ And... I started checking the balance every 3 minutes, as if it would come alive and say:
“Hello, I am your financial freedom” 🕊️
But instead of freedom, I got: 📉 Minus 3% the next day 💬 5 hours on the internet with phrases like “why is $TON dropping” 🍵 And mint tea, because trading is not for the faint of heart
Now I understand:
Buying crypto is like a first date. Everything looks beautiful, and then: surprise 🎁
But it's okay, we learn 💪 Who else bought $TON and watches it like a child’s temperature — high five!
Get ready, because today we have a session of crypto humor!😁😁
1. About the volatile nature of $BTC : "Why do bitcoins never go to school? Because they are already grown up, and their price is always fluctuating!" Indeed, why do they need education when they set the rules themselves!💵
2. When the portfolio feels like it's on a ride: "My crypto portfolio is like a roller coaster... Just without seatbelts."🚀 Who knew that investing could be such an extreme sport?
3. When FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) hits the hardest: "FOMO is when you see your friends bought a shitcoin and made millions, and you didn’t buy... And now you realize they lied." Or they just know how to keep a poker face while actually crying inside.😕🤭
We hope these jokes added a bit of light to your crypto day! Remember, humor is an important part of any journey, especially one as exciting and unpredictable as the world of cryptocurrencies.
🟦 I bought $TON — now I’m waiting for Pavlo Durov to write me “thank you” 😎 Because I feel that I supported my Telegram not with words, but with a crypto wallet 💸
Hang in there, TON, I believe in you, even when the chart resembles a roller coaster 🎢
This is no longer trading. This is a long-distance relationship 🥲
📍 My First Day on Binance (Or how I thought that 'SPOT' was a stain, not a trading method 😅)
So, I registered on Binance. I was immediately greeted by some words: “SPOT”, “P2P”, “Launchpad”, “Futures”... And I was like: 🤔 “Did I register on a crypto exchange or land in a new episode of 'Black Mirror'?”
The first impulse was: "Maaamaa, take me away from here!" And the second — “Oh no, I’m a serious crypto blogger, I need to figure this out.”
And here’s what I did:
I clicked all the buttons (almost broke the site)
I opened a crypto dictionary, but closed it — because it got even worse
I started to write down what each button and tab means — as if for myself, as if for others like me
💡 Now I plan to share these mini-explanations here, in the blog! Meanwhile, I’ll say this:
if you registered and understood nothing — CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT 🎉
P.S. Do you remember your first day on the exchange? Write, don’t be shy — we all once shouted: “Where do I click here?!”
🌟 Hi, I’m Maria — and I’m in the crypto world! (And also in kefir, stress, and Google Docs, because I’m learning everything at once 😅)
Once I thought that Binance was something like a new dance (like “can you binance?”). And now I’m here — with my first blog and a big dream: to understand cryptocurrency and help others not to hit their heads against the same blockchain, like I did 🤕
In my blog, there will be: 🔸 Crypto in simple words 🔸 Funny screw-ups (I collect them) 🔸 Guides for those who are entering Binance and thinking “oh, where have I gotten myself into” 🔸 And a bit of mom survival between buckwheat, NFTs, and the bitcoin rate
If you’re also looking for: ✔️ Not boring information ✔️ An imperfect crypto blogger ✔️ And someone who will honestly say “I didn’t understand anything, but I’m with you!”
— then subscribe and let’s go on a crypto adventure together 🚀