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A trader comes to a whale and says:
— Teach me how to earn.
The whale silently dumps 10,000 ETH on the table and replies:
— "Do you see this? I bought them for $1. Sold for $4. Bought back for $20. Sold for $100. Bought again for $400…"
The trader, getting excited:
— "Oh! So the main thing is to hold?!"
The whale laughs wickedly:
— "No, fool. The main thing is to have $10,000 ETH at $1."
— Teach me how to earn.
The whale silently dumps 10,000 ETH on the table and replies:
— "Do you see this? I bought them for $1. Sold for $4. Bought back for $20. Sold for $100. Bought again for $400…"
The trader, getting excited:
— "Oh! So the main thing is to hold?!"
The whale laughs wickedly:
— "No, fool. The main thing is to have $10,000 ETH at $1."
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The trader calls the exchange support:
— I have a problem: I bought with all my money, but the price has dropped!
— That's not a problem, that's a strategy. Wait for the halving.
— What if I don't wait?
— Then it's fate.
— I have a problem: I bought with all my money, but the price has dropped!
— That's not a problem, that's a strategy. Wait for the halving.
— What if I don't wait?
— Then it's fate.
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The wife asks the trader:
— Dear, we have been married for 8 years, but you have never told me what you do at work.
— You see, dear, how can I explain it to you simply… Imagine, we went to the market yesterday and bought a lot of live rabbits, and today there was a flood and all the rabbits drowned. And here we are sitting and thinking, why didn't we buy some fish yesterday.
— Dear, we have been married for 8 years, but you have never told me what you do at work.
— You see, dear, how can I explain it to you simply… Imagine, we went to the market yesterday and bought a lot of live rabbits, and today there was a flood and all the rabbits drowned. And here we are sitting and thinking, why didn't we buy some fish yesterday.
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Advice for those who want to always stay ahead:
With 7.5% inflation, you lose half of your money in 9 years. The only way I found to consistently outpace inflation is through crypto. Just this year, I lost half of my money.
With 7.5% inflation, you lose half of your money in 9 years. The only way I found to consistently outpace inflation is through crypto. Just this year, I lost half of my money.
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In general, speculation is the most fascinating and enjoyable activity. The main thing is to choose the right antidepressants.
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Probably because you are the Analyst
A stock analyst enters the elevator, inside are brokers who sarcastically ask:
— Well, will you finally say for sure — up or down?
— Well, will you finally say for sure — up or down?
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The trader was summoned to the tax office.
— Here you indicated in your income declaration for last year that you earned ten thousand, but according to our data, you spent at least forty during that time. What does this mean?
— What does it mean... I just can't make ends meet!
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— Here you indicated in your income declaration for last year that you earned ten thousand, but according to our data, you spent at least forty during that time. What does this mean?
— What does it mean... I just can't make ends meet!
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In the office of the director of a brokerage company, there is a painting that most accurately reflects the essence of this profession: two men are arguing over who owns a cow, one is pulling it by the horns, the other by the tail, while the broker calmly milks this very cow.
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- First-class analytics on cryptocurrency investments!!!
- What are you talking about? I followed this advice and lost everything!
- I'm not lying - the analytics are done by first-graders, they are on vacation...
- What are you talking about? I followed this advice and lost everything!
- I'm not lying - the analytics are done by first-graders, they are on vacation...
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Traded first, now a coach 😂😂😂
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The teacher in the math class.
– Children, listen to the task! 1 bitcoin costs 15 thousand dollars. Question! How much does 2 bitcoins cost?
– *hands are raised*
– Egorov answers
– Two bitcoins will cost 30 thousand dollars!
– Two for you, Egorov! Two bitcoins will cost 50 thousand dollars! How many times have I said, "Before raising your hand, check the rate!".
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– Children, listen to the task! 1 bitcoin costs 15 thousand dollars. Question! How much does 2 bitcoins cost?
– *hands are raised*
– Egorov answers
– Two bitcoins will cost 30 thousand dollars!
– Two for you, Egorov! Two bitcoins will cost 50 thousand dollars! How many times have I said, "Before raising your hand, check the rate!".
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Dear newly minted investors, do not burn your savings on the stock market by yourself, do it under the guidance of an experienced investment consultant!
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Every trader thinks about tomorrow.
What will it be like, this bottom?
What will it be like, this bottom?
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The trader comes to see the neurologist complaining that his hands are shaking and his left eye is twitching. The doctor asks him: — How do you sleep? — I sleep like a baby! I wake up every hour and cry.
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From the conversation of traders.
— I made 100% in a week!
— Well, any fool can do it in a week. Try doing it in a year.
— I made 100% in a week!
— Well, any fool can do it in a week. Try doing it in a year.
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The recent drop in Bitcoin can be explained simply - miners also need to buy real Christmas gifts. Wives of virtuality do not forgive.
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God and bitcoin have a lot in common: No one has seen them, but many people pray to them.$BTC
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