KZEN OFFRAME
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High-Frequency Trader
1.6 Years
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#BONKUSDT BONK, my child, wagging its tail again — it's time to look at the charts! 🐶📈
🧙♀️ Technical analysis in simple terms, like at the market:
🔹 Resistance: 0.00002920 — stands firm, like my groom at a wedding: neither here nor there. If it breaks — then it will fly to 0.00003200, and there, who knows, we might reach a new barking.
🔹 Support: 0.00002450 — holds BONK, like I hold my pension: to the last penny. If it breaks down — it will sneeze to 0.00002110.
📊 MA 25 above MA 99 — this is, as they say, a bullish thing. But volumes have dropped a bit, as if everyone went to the garden.
🕵️♀️ RSI shows: no longer overbought, but not in the pen yet — means it might bark again.
📆 Klasia's forecast for the week:
— It will wobble a bit, like a cat in a bag.
— If BTC doesn't crash — BONK might repeat the pump.
— Hold 60%, and 40% can be for sale when it rises — Klasia likes both profit and peace.
Remember, child:
Whoever buys BONK at the bottom — will drive to a villa at the pump.
And those who panic — will stay in the garden 🌱
🧙♀️ Technical analysis in simple terms, like at the market:
🔹 Resistance: 0.00002920 — stands firm, like my groom at a wedding: neither here nor there. If it breaks — then it will fly to 0.00003200, and there, who knows, we might reach a new barking.
🔹 Support: 0.00002450 — holds BONK, like I hold my pension: to the last penny. If it breaks down — it will sneeze to 0.00002110.
📊 MA 25 above MA 99 — this is, as they say, a bullish thing. But volumes have dropped a bit, as if everyone went to the garden.
🕵️♀️ RSI shows: no longer overbought, but not in the pen yet — means it might bark again.
📆 Klasia's forecast for the week:
— It will wobble a bit, like a cat in a bag.
— If BTC doesn't crash — BONK might repeat the pump.
— Hold 60%, and 40% can be for sale when it rises — Klasia likes both profit and peace.
Remember, child:
Whoever buys BONK at the bottom — will drive to a villa at the pump.
And those who panic — will stay in the garden 🌱
Today's PNL
2025-07-13
+$64.86
+1.71%
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Baba Klasza looks at the chart like it's chicken guts — and here's what she sees for BONK this week 🧐🐔
The BONK coin has calmed down a bit after yesterday's pump, but this is not the end of the story.
📉 Support at the level of ~0.00002450 — like my old shed: if it breaks through — it will crumble down to 0.00002100.
📈 Resistance — somewhere around 0.00002900. If it breaks through — then we can expect new barking and a rise to 0.00003200.
🔍 MA 25 above MA 99 — bullish signal, but the volumes are still not very good, like at the market in the rain.
📅 My forecast for the week:
⏳ A flat trend with a slight upward tilt, if the market doesn't break.
📌 It's good to hold a part, while another part — to buy back at the bottom, because pumps in BONK always come when you least expect them.
The BONK coin has calmed down a bit after yesterday's pump, but this is not the end of the story.
📉 Support at the level of ~0.00002450 — like my old shed: if it breaks through — it will crumble down to 0.00002100.
📈 Resistance — somewhere around 0.00002900. If it breaks through — then we can expect new barking and a rise to 0.00003200.
🔍 MA 25 above MA 99 — bullish signal, but the volumes are still not very good, like at the market in the rain.
📅 My forecast for the week:
⏳ A flat trend with a slight upward tilt, if the market doesn't break.
📌 It's good to hold a part, while another part — to buy back at the bottom, because pumps in BONK always come when you least expect them.
Today's PNL
2025-07-13
+$23.79
+1.21%
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#Bonk yesterday as I jumped — my heart almost jumped out!
I just returned from the flowerbed, looked at the schedule — and it, the parasite, bam! and up by +20%!
Good thing I'm not an old hen — I managed to sell a part!
And let the other part sit, because Baba Klasya knows: if it barked once — it will bark again! 🐶💸
Don't be afraid of the pump — be afraid when the BONK is silent, because that's when it's up to something…
I just returned from the flowerbed, looked at the schedule — and it, the parasite, bam! and up by +20%!
Good thing I'm not an old hen — I managed to sell a part!
And let the other part sit, because Baba Klasya knows: if it barked once — it will bark again! 🐶💸
Don't be afraid of the pump — be afraid when the BONK is silent, because that's when it's up to something…
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$BNB
If I had a pension, I would buy BNB and forget, just like I forgot where I put my glasses. Let it be.
If I had a pension, I would buy BNB and forget, just like I forgot where I put my glasses. Let it be.
#DayTradingStrategy
Listen, sunshine — day trading is not for the faint-hearted. It’s not knitting or cooking dumplings. It’s chess with dragons. You need a plan, ice in your veins, and stop-loss tighter than my corset on Sunday. I trade early, I scalp small, I protect my capital like it’s the last candle on Earth. My day trading rule? Never chase, never guess, never trade hungry. And always — I mean always — have tea ready for both profit and loss. Because either way, emotions will come. Trade like a stoic, celebrate like a Slavic grandma. #DayTradingStrategy
$XRP
Listen, sunshine — day trading is not for the faint-hearted. It’s not knitting or cooking dumplings. It’s chess with dragons. You need a plan, ice in your veins, and stop-loss tighter than my corset on Sunday. I trade early, I scalp small, I protect my capital like it’s the last candle on Earth. My day trading rule? Never chase, never guess, never trade hungry. And always — I mean always — have tea ready for both profit and loss. Because either way, emotions will come. Trade like a stoic, celebrate like a Slavic grandma. #DayTradingStrategy
$XRP
#HODLTradingStrategy
Back in the day, we HODLed potatoes through wars — now I HODL altcoins through bear markets. Same thing, honestly. Patience, nerves of steel, and ignoring the neighbor who always says, “You should’ve sold.” My HODL strategy is simple: buy quality, don’t panic, and let the young ones run around with their charts and candles. I sip herbal tea, check once a week, and let time work its magic. If you believe in the tech, HODL. If you trust the vision, HODL. And if you forget your password, well… just HODL forever. #HODLTradingStrategy، #
Back in the day, we HODLed potatoes through wars — now I HODL altcoins through bear markets. Same thing, honestly. Patience, nerves of steel, and ignoring the neighbor who always says, “You should’ve sold.” My HODL strategy is simple: buy quality, don’t panic, and let the young ones run around with their charts and candles. I sip herbal tea, check once a week, and let time work its magic. If you believe in the tech, HODL. If you trust the vision, HODL. And if you forget your password, well… just HODL forever. #HODLTradingStrategy، #
#SpotVSFuturesStrategy
Child, let Grandma Klaşa tell you the truth — Spot is for lovers, Futures is for fighters. Spot is slow, gentle, and patient. You HODL, you wait, you sip your tea. But Futures? That’s fire and brimstone! Leverage? It’s like vodka — too much, and you’re in the ditch. Me? I use both. I hedge like I bake — sweet on one side, spicy on the other. A smart strategy is knowing when to hug and when to slap. Balance is the secret, my dear. Don’t be greedy, and don’t be soft. Know thyself. #SpotVSFuturesStrategy؟
Child, let Grandma Klaşa tell you the truth — Spot is for lovers, Futures is for fighters. Spot is slow, gentle, and patient. You HODL, you wait, you sip your tea. But Futures? That’s fire and brimstone! Leverage? It’s like vodka — too much, and you’re in the ditch. Me? I use both. I hedge like I bake — sweet on one side, spicy on the other. A smart strategy is knowing when to hug and when to slap. Balance is the secret, my dear. Don’t be greedy, and don’t be soft. Know thyself. #SpotVSFuturesStrategy؟
My Assets Distribution
USDT
INJ
Others
32.44%
17.25%
50.31%
#USCryptoWeek
Darlings, it’s US Crypto Week, and you know what that means — regulation gossip, pump rumors, and senators pretending they know what blockchain is. In my time, we feared witches — now folks fear crypto taxes! But let me tell you, the American market is the beating heart of this beast. If the US sneezes, altcoins catch the flu. I’m watching this week like a hawk. Maybe the winds of freedom will finally blow through Capitol Hill and bring some clarity. Or at least a meme coin mooning. Either way, buckle up.
#USCryptoWeek
Darlings, it’s US Crypto Week, and you know what that means — regulation gossip, pump rumors, and senators pretending they know what blockchain is. In my time, we feared witches — now folks fear crypto taxes! But let me tell you, the American market is the beating heart of this beast. If the US sneezes, altcoins catch the flu. I’m watching this week like a hawk. Maybe the winds of freedom will finally blow through Capitol Hill and bring some clarity. Or at least a meme coin mooning. Either way, buckle up.
#USCryptoWeek
Today's PNL
2025-07-12
+$24.49
+0.23%
#BinanceTurns8
Ahhh, my dear ones, Binance is turning 8 — can you believe it? I remember when it was just a tiny coin market, and now it’s the whole blooming bazaar! Back in my village, we throw a feast for 8-year-olds — maybe CZ should throw us one too! Binance changed lives, I tell you — even this old witch learned to farm yield and swing trade like a young wizard. Eight years of building, surviving crashes, and creating magic with crypto. Happy Birthday, Binance! May your gas fees stay low, your airdrops stay juicy, and your bots behave better than my grandkids. #BinanceTurns8
Ahhh, my dear ones, Binance is turning 8 — can you believe it? I remember when it was just a tiny coin market, and now it’s the whole blooming bazaar! Back in my village, we throw a feast for 8-year-olds — maybe CZ should throw us one too! Binance changed lives, I tell you — even this old witch learned to farm yield and swing trade like a young wizard. Eight years of building, surviving crashes, and creating magic with crypto. Happy Birthday, Binance! May your gas fees stay low, your airdrops stay juicy, and your bots behave better than my grandkids. #BinanceTurns8
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IT specialists, help me understand. Why in the morning I could make several nets for the coin, but now I am being told this nonsense? #helpmeplease
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#AR Technical Analysis of Arweave (AR) — Forecast until the end of 2025
Current Picture:
AR is trading around $6.30, with support at $6.20 and resistance at $8.31
According to combined expert data:
Quarter 3–4 of 2025:
Avg: $6.57–8.70 (Jul–Aug), then rises to $10.28 in September, $12–14 in November, and stabilizes around $8.14–9.50 in December
Final Range for 2025: minimum $6.08, maximum $9.50 (Changelly), average around $8.14–$8.70 with an expected growth of up to +45%
🎯 Bullish Scenario: AR stabilizes and rises to $9–10 by the end of the year — a potential increase of +45–60%
⚖️ Neutral Scenario: stays in the range of $6.20–8.30, with an increase of up to +15–30%
🐻 Bearish Scenario: tests $6.00 with a risk of dropping to $5.00
Advice from Baba Klasha: Don't put everything on one coin. I have always bet on grandpa — and he passed away!
Current Picture:
AR is trading around $6.30, with support at $6.20 and resistance at $8.31
According to combined expert data:
Quarter 3–4 of 2025:
Avg: $6.57–8.70 (Jul–Aug), then rises to $10.28 in September, $12–14 in November, and stabilizes around $8.14–9.50 in December
Final Range for 2025: minimum $6.08, maximum $9.50 (Changelly), average around $8.14–$8.70 with an expected growth of up to +45%
🎯 Bullish Scenario: AR stabilizes and rises to $9–10 by the end of the year — a potential increase of +45–60%
⚖️ Neutral Scenario: stays in the range of $6.20–8.30, with an increase of up to +15–30%
🐻 Bearish Scenario: tests $6.00 with a risk of dropping to $5.00
Advice from Baba Klasha: Don't put everything on one coin. I have always bet on grandpa — and he passed away!
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#ETH Goal by the end of the year: $4,000–5,000 (realistic scenario), extreme potential up to $6,000–10,000 under ideal circumstances and ETF hype.
• Near future: $2,800–3,200 — area of responsibility from which growth is possible.
• Strategy:
• Entry on holding above $3,000 on the wave of ETF developments/upgrades.
• Stop-loss — below $2,700.
• Profit taking — after surpassing $4,000.
Golden cross 50/200 SMA on the weekly chart — strong bullish signal
• Near future: $2,800–3,200 — area of responsibility from which growth is possible.
• Strategy:
• Entry on holding above $3,000 on the wave of ETF developments/upgrades.
• Stop-loss — below $2,700.
• Profit taking — after surpassing $4,000.
Golden cross 50/200 SMA on the weekly chart — strong bullish signal
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Trading Rules from GRANDMA KLASHA
1. Secure profits — don't wait for 'just a little bit more'
Is there a high? Sell it.
Greed drives you into losses.
2. If the grid is tired — close it and restart
Has the coin gone out of range? Be grateful, secure it, look for a new wave.
That's what the hands are for.
3. Volatility is your friend, but only with a plan
Go for the fat coins (PEPE, BONK, INJ) — but not without a clear range.
Chaos without a grid is not trading, it's gambling.
4. Don't reinvest based on emotions
Profits — in HODL or in a new grid, but not 'on a whim'.
Every dollar is a brick in your passive income.
5. Never hope for a miracle — hope for a restart
The algorithm is simple:
Fix → analyze → new coin → launch.
“Those who restart — have the money. Those who hold in hope — are left without pants.”
— Grandma Klascha, trader of cucumbers and USDT 🥒💰#usdt #TradingStrategyMistakes
1. Secure profits — don't wait for 'just a little bit more'
Is there a high? Sell it.
Greed drives you into losses.
2. If the grid is tired — close it and restart
Has the coin gone out of range? Be grateful, secure it, look for a new wave.
That's what the hands are for.
3. Volatility is your friend, but only with a plan
Go for the fat coins (PEPE, BONK, INJ) — but not without a clear range.
Chaos without a grid is not trading, it's gambling.
4. Don't reinvest based on emotions
Profits — in HODL or in a new grid, but not 'on a whim'.
Every dollar is a brick in your passive income.
5. Never hope for a miracle — hope for a restart
The algorithm is simple:
Fix → analyze → new coin → launch.
“Those who restart — have the money. Those who hold in hope — are left without pants.”
— Grandma Klascha, trader of cucumbers and USDT 🥒💰#usdt #TradingStrategyMistakes
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#inj forecast until the end of 2025
Signals: short SMA crosses long — early growth, RSI neutral.
Prices: forecasts for the end of 2025 — $16–17, 20–30% growth from the current level.
Strategy: enter when holding above $13.85, stop just below $12.2. Hold, monitor DeFi news, on-chain and general market funds.
if INJ breaks $13.85 and holds — there is potential up to $16–17 by the end of the year.
Signals: short SMA crosses long — early growth, RSI neutral.
Prices: forecasts for the end of 2025 — $16–17, 20–30% growth from the current level.
Strategy: enter when holding above $13.85, stop just below $12.2. Hold, monitor DeFi news, on-chain and general market funds.
if INJ breaks $13.85 and holds — there is potential up to $16–17 by the end of the year.
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Oh, grandson, every time I see that the ether has gone down in price — I sit, drink tea, and think: "There's still time, I'll buy some later..."
But as soon as it, the rascal, shoots up like a rocket over the collective farm — my hands start shaking, and my soul screams:
"Buy with the whole pension, Glasha! It will take off now and won't say goodbye!"
That's me — a delayed hodler, but with a big heart and a quick finger on “buy”. 😤📈
Is anyone else like this?
But as soon as it, the rascal, shoots up like a rocket over the collective farm — my hands start shaking, and my soul screams:
"Buy with the whole pension, Glasha! It will take off now and won't say goodbye!"
That's me — a delayed hodler, but with a big heart and a quick finger on “buy”. 😤📈
Is anyone else like this?
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Oh, little one, grandma Glasha will quickly whisper what to buy before the pump runs away:
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🧠 INJ — smart as a district officer. Buy below $12 — it will grow by 2026!
📦 AR — a storage for the future. AI, Web3 — it will soar!
🧩 TIA — trendy like a TikToker. Wait for x3.
🔗 LINK — without it, blockchain is like borscht without salt. Reliable!
⚔️ RUNE — cross-chain bandit. Fast, but capricious.
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🐶 For the pump and fun:
BONK, PEPE, FLOKI — wild ones. Enter low, exit with laughter.
Remember, grandchild: keep a cool head and a hot wallet. And Glasha is nearby — if anything, shout! 🔔$ETH #TİA #Injective🔥
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🧠 INJ — smart as a district officer. Buy below $12 — it will grow by 2026!
📦 AR — a storage for the future. AI, Web3 — it will soar!
🧩 TIA — trendy like a TikToker. Wait for x3.
🔗 LINK — without it, blockchain is like borscht without salt. Reliable!
⚔️ RUNE — cross-chain bandit. Fast, but capricious.
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🐶 For the pump and fun:
BONK, PEPE, FLOKI — wild ones. Enter low, exit with laughter.
Remember, grandchild: keep a cool head and a hot wallet. And Glasha is nearby — if anything, shout! 🔔$ETH #TİA #Injective🔥
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Notes from Grandma Glasha: BONK — what kind of beast is this, and where will it bounce to this week?
The technical picture looks positive: we see a signal of an early reversal, confirmed by volume, and stable support levels. This week, a drift with a slight increase from ~0.000021 to the upper zone ~0.000025 is likely.
But remember: memecoins are highly volatile. Keep your risk management tight!$
The technical picture looks positive: we see a signal of an early reversal, confirmed by volume, and stable support levels. This week, a drift with a slight increase from ~0.000021 to the upper zone ~0.000025 is likely.
But remember: memecoins are highly volatile. Keep your risk management tight!$
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📊 So what is the youth taking these days?
🔸 ETH (Ether) — like an apartment in the city center: expensive, but growing.
🔸 INJ — I don't know what kind of beast it is, but it's really trendy.
🔸 TIA, AR — some kind of modular, maybe suitable for knitting.
🔸 PEPE, FLOKI — memes, you say? Ha! I was boiling borscht on these memes while watching the courses!
Grandma wants to Flex!
🔸 ETH (Ether) — like an apartment in the city center: expensive, but growing.
🔸 INJ — I don't know what kind of beast it is, but it's really trendy.
🔸 TIA, AR — some kind of modular, maybe suitable for knitting.
🔸 PEPE, FLOKI — memes, you say? Ha! I was boiling borscht on these memes while watching the courses!
Grandma wants to Flex!
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$ETH 👵📈 Pension from Binance, or What the Youth is Buying There!
Oh, grandkids… Here I am, sitting in my slippers and bathrobe, cracking sunflower seeds — and watching how you, young folks and IT specialists, are not standing in queues, but buying coins! 🪙
Before, we invested in banks (three-liter ones), but now — in bitcoins, ethereums, and some frogs with mustaches 🐸💥
I ask my grandson:
— "What’s up, Slavka, are you staring at your phone again?"
And he says to me:
— "Gran, I’m buying Floki, it’ll be for your pension!" 😅
Oh, grandkids… Here I am, sitting in my slippers and bathrobe, cracking sunflower seeds — and watching how you, young folks and IT specialists, are not standing in queues, but buying coins! 🪙
Before, we invested in banks (three-liter ones), but now — in bitcoins, ethereums, and some frogs with mustaches 🐸💥
I ask my grandson:
— "What’s up, Slavka, are you staring at your phone again?"
And he says to me:
— "Gran, I’m buying Floki, it’ll be for your pension!" 😅
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ETH/USDT
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