#USCryptoWeek
Darlings, it’s US Crypto Week, and you know what that means — regulation gossip, pump rumors, and senators pretending they know what blockchain is. In my time, we feared witches — now folks fear crypto taxes! But let me tell you, the American market is the beating heart of this beast. If the US sneezes, altcoins catch the flu. I’m watching this week like a hawk. Maybe the winds of freedom will finally blow through Capitol Hill and bring some clarity. Or at least a meme coin mooning. Either way, buckle up.
