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Digital Euro: Prepare for a Cashless Life
The European Central Bank announced: a digital euro may appear as early as 2025. Not just a 'digital equivalent', but a real tool for replacing cash.
ECB President Christine Lagarde states outright: the digital euro is a response to stablecoins and the threat of dollarization, as well as a step towards strengthening control within the EU.
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What does this mean?
• Cash is being displaced.
According to estimates, for every €10 of digital currency, up to €5 of 'paper' money could be withdrawn from circulation.
• Volume — up to €256 billion.
This is not a test. This is a serious reboot of Europe’s monetary system.
• Everything will be under control.
Which means — transparency, tracking of expenses, usage restrictions… and possibly sanctions for 'inconvenient' activities.
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And why should this concern us?
Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) are not crypto in a Sharia sense.
They are centralized.
They do not belong to you.
They can be turned off.
This is not technology for convenience.
This is technology for control.
#MiskinWallet
#DigitalEuro
#CBDC
#TechnologiesAndFitna
#TawheedOverTokens
The European Central Bank announced: a digital euro may appear as early as 2025. Not just a 'digital equivalent', but a real tool for replacing cash.
ECB President Christine Lagarde states outright: the digital euro is a response to stablecoins and the threat of dollarization, as well as a step towards strengthening control within the EU.
⸻
What does this mean?
• Cash is being displaced.
According to estimates, for every €10 of digital currency, up to €5 of 'paper' money could be withdrawn from circulation.
• Volume — up to €256 billion.
This is not a test. This is a serious reboot of Europe’s monetary system.
• Everything will be under control.
Which means — transparency, tracking of expenses, usage restrictions… and possibly sanctions for 'inconvenient' activities.
⸻
And why should this concern us?
Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) are not crypto in a Sharia sense.
They are centralized.
They do not belong to you.
They can be turned off.
This is not technology for convenience.
This is technology for control.
#MiskinWallet
#DigitalEuro
#CBDC
#TechnologiesAndFitna
#TawheedOverTokens
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Cardano — a blockchain that proves you can spend 5 years on research to create a technology that became outdated even before its launch. Science!
#CryptoJoke $ADA
#CryptoJoke $ADA
🔥 «Ethereum will die in 10 years» 🔥
— Hoskinson shocks the crypto world! 💥
👨💻 Founder of Cardano$ADA Charles Hoskinson stated:
🧠 «Ethereum$ETH has fallen victim to its own success. Complex architecture, high fees, and dependence on L2 could bury the network!» ⚰️
💸 Meanwhile, ETH has dropped almost -360% from its peak of $4,878, and is currently trading at $1,768... 📉
🔍 But the developers at Scroll are already rolling out a rescue — the Euclid update, which promises to reduce fees by up to -90% and accelerate the network! ⚡
🤯 Hoskinson compares Ethereum to Myspace and Blackberry — stars of the past that could not withstand competition...
🎯 And what about Bitcoin$BTC ?
«BTC by the end of the year — $250K!» 🚀
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👉 Crypto doesn’t sleep, do you?
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— Hoskinson shocks the crypto world! 💥
👨💻 Founder of Cardano$ADA Charles Hoskinson stated:
🧠 «Ethereum$ETH has fallen victim to its own success. Complex architecture, high fees, and dependence on L2 could bury the network!» ⚰️
💸 Meanwhile, ETH has dropped almost -360% from its peak of $4,878, and is currently trading at $1,768... 📉
🔍 But the developers at Scroll are already rolling out a rescue — the Euclid update, which promises to reduce fees by up to -90% and accelerate the network! ⚡
🤯 Hoskinson compares Ethereum to Myspace and Blackberry — stars of the past that could not withstand competition...
🎯 And what about Bitcoin$BTC ?
«BTC by the end of the year — $250K!» 🚀
📣 Subscribe to not miss the main crypto insights, analytics, and real-time forecasts! 📲
👉 Crypto doesn’t sleep, do you?
#CryptoAdoption #USStockDrop #BinanceAlphaAlert
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"Solana: When your blockchain network is faster than your life, but stability is a luxury"
Hello, crypto enthusiasts! Today we’ll talk about $SOL — the coin that promises transactions faster than your coffee cools. While $ETH accumulates gas fees like grandma collects jars of pickles, Solana flaunts a speed of 65,000 TPS (transactions per second). True, sometimes it suddenly goes offline, like a teenager tired of parental control. 'Uptime? No, never heard of it,' whisper the Solana nodes while you panic-refresh your wallet.
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Like if you are grinding pennies on Earn and consider yourself an investor!)
Let's find out how many of us there are)
Let's find out how many of us there are)
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Why can't #BTC find love?
Because all girls want stability.
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Because all girls want stability.
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Crypto influencers have changed 'YOU WILL MISS THE MOON' to 'THIS WAS A LEARNING BOTTOM'
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#FedHODL
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Judging by the fall, Trump is a cheap shot )
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#TRUMP
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$TRUMP
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The main paradox of crypto:
People who couldn't hold on for $BTC for a week are teaching you "patience until 2030". Their motivation? "We've already fucked everything up — now it's your turn!" 🎓🔥
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#BTC
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People who couldn't hold on for $BTC for a week are teaching you "patience until 2030". Their motivation? "We've already fucked everything up — now it's your turn!" 🎓🔥
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If you get banned — don't be sad. This could be the start of your $25 million startup. 😉
#CryptoJoke
#TRUMP
#CryptoJoke
#TRUMP
#Tramp
Meta will pay Trump $25 million for blocking his accounts on social media!!
Donald Trump sued Meta in 2021, claiming he was unfairly censored — at that time, his accounts on Facebook and Instagram were blocked after the riots at the Capitol on January 6.
Now he will receive 25 million dollars for this 🤯
$TRUMP
Meta will pay Trump $25 million for blocking his accounts on social media!!
Donald Trump sued Meta in 2021, claiming he was unfairly censored — at that time, his accounts on Facebook and Instagram were blocked after the riots at the Capitol on January 6.
Now he will receive 25 million dollars for this 🤯
$TRUMP
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Answer the question:
What are the "advisors" called who tell you how to earn 10$ a day with #Binance without investments?
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What are the "advisors" called who tell you how to earn 10$ a day with #Binance without investments?
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What do #Launchpool from Binance and a sperm bank have in common?
Everything goes into the glass.
#CryptoJoke
Everything goes into the glass.
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Why do swing traders dislike serious relationships? Because they are always looking for "short trades" and don't want to "linger"!
#CryptoJoke
#SwingTrade
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#SwingTrade
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Investing in $TRUMP is like dating your ex: fun at first, then only torment and a desire to return to "normal life".
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#TRUMP
#TrumpMarketInsights
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Trumpcoin is like a hot potato: no one wants to hold it for too long!
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#TRUMP
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How many traders does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They all sit and argue about which light bulb is better: the old one or the new one, and when it will finally "fail"!
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#TradingCommunity
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None! They all sit and argue about which light bulb is better: the old one or the new one, and when it will finally "fail"!
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#TradingCommunity
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Why do whales always know everything?
Because they held candles.
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#Whale.Alert
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Because they held candles.
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Why doesn't Elon Musk worry about his crypto?
He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
#CryptoJoke
#ElonMuskTalks
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He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
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Hodlers say: "This is a long-term investment!"
You just don't know how to sell, as if you have a bomb with a timer in your hands! 💣⌛
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#HoldOnTight
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You just don't know how to sell, as if you have a bomb with a timer in your hands! 💣⌛
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Stop-loss is like car insurance: everyone knows it’s necessary, but no one wants to use it!
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#StopLossStrategies
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