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"Solana: When your blockchain network is faster than your life, but stability is a luxury"
Hello, crypto enthusiasts! Today we’ll talk about $SOL — the coin that promises transactions faster than your coffee cools. While $ETH accumulates gas fees like grandma collects jars of pickles, Solana flaunts a speed of 65,000 TPS (transactions per second). True, sometimes it suddenly goes offline, like a teenager tired of parental control. 'Uptime? No, never heard of it,' whisper the Solana nodes while you panic-refresh your wallet.
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Like if you are grinding pennies on Earn and consider yourself an investor!)
Let's find out how many of us there are)
Let's find out how many of us there are)
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Why can't #BTC find love?
Because all girls want stability.
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Because all girls want stability.
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Crypto influencers have changed 'YOU WILL MISS THE MOON' to 'THIS WAS A LEARNING BOTTOM'
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Judging by the fall, Trump is a cheap shot )
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The main paradox of crypto:
People who couldn't hold on for $BTC for a week are teaching you "patience until 2030". Their motivation? "We've already fucked everything up — now it's your turn!" 🎓🔥
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People who couldn't hold on for $BTC for a week are teaching you "patience until 2030". Their motivation? "We've already fucked everything up — now it's your turn!" 🎓🔥
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Answer the question:
What are the "advisors" called who tell you how to earn 10$ a day with #Binance without investments?
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What are the "advisors" called who tell you how to earn 10$ a day with #Binance without investments?
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What do #Launchpool from Binance and a sperm bank have in common?
Everything goes into the glass.
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Everything goes into the glass.
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Why do swing traders dislike serious relationships? Because they are always looking for "short trades" and don't want to "linger"!
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Investing in $TRUMP is like dating your ex: fun at first, then only torment and a desire to return to "normal life".
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Trumpcoin is like a hot potato: no one wants to hold it for too long!
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How many traders does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They all sit and argue about which light bulb is better: the old one or the new one, and when it will finally "fail"!
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None! They all sit and argue about which light bulb is better: the old one or the new one, and when it will finally "fail"!
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Why do whales always know everything?
Because they held candles.
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Because they held candles.
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Why doesn't Elon Musk worry about his crypto?
He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
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He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
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Hodlers say: "This is a long-term investment!"
You just don't know how to sell, as if you have a bomb with a timer in your hands! 💣⌛
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You just don't know how to sell, as if you have a bomb with a timer in your hands! 💣⌛
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Stop-loss is like car insurance: everyone knows it’s necessary, but no one wants to use it!
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Investing in meme coins is like betting on an elephant in a horse race.
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Why doesn't crypto like parties?
Because it always gets too "shaken up"!
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Because it always gets too "shaken up"!
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How do swing traders choose their "candles"? They look at the length — the longer, the more interesting the "signal"!
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