Hello, crypto enthusiasts! Today we’ll talk about $SOL — the coin that promises transactions faster than your coffee cools. While $ETH accumulates gas fees like grandma collects jars of pickles, Solana flaunts a speed of 65,000 TPS (transactions per second). True, sometimes it suddenly goes offline, like a teenager tired of parental control. 'Uptime? No, never heard of it,' whisper the Solana nodes while you panic-refresh your wallet.
But don’t rush to be sad! While Ethereum slowly but surely turns your $100 into $1,000 in fees, Solana lets you lose money *absolutely for free*. Want to invest in something serious? Buy a Samoyed — it’s just a husky in a sweater!
Solana is like romance. It all starts with 'Wow, she’s perfect!', and ends with 'Why did the network go down just when I was buying a frog NFT?'. But who are we to judge? After all, in crypto even $BTC sometimes behaves like a teenager in a hormonal storm.
P.S. No, this is not financial advice. Yes, this is a reason to buy even more SOL — because tomorrow it will either soar or... well, you get it. 🚀 (or 🔥)
P.S.S.: The author is not responsible for burned wallets, burned butts, sudden uptimes, and the desire to buy a meme husky.
