$USUAL yesterday's gainers list, today's losers list, hey, it's just playing, afraid of being selected for Binance delisting, the data doesn't look good. #usual
#币安理财收益竞技场 【Profit Slaughterhouse】 Traders stared at the flickering "Annualized 300%" blood-red numbers on the screen, their fingers trembling as they bought in. The wealth management rankings surged sevenfold in an instant, but the phone popped up Article 47 of the "User Agreement": "Profits are settled in platform tokens."
The midnight liquidation alarm rang sharply, the withdrawal button turned into a gray vortex. The customer service's mechanical voice echoed: "Congratulations on leveling up to the exclusive scythe pool."
The next day, the APP's splash screen refreshed—"Ethereum Graveyard limited-time return, gift cemetery NFT!"
#GameStop将比特币纳入储备资产 【《Leek Paradise》Final Chapter】 The boardroom is filled with smoke. "Buy Bitcoin!" shouts the bald CEO, "Elon Musk saved Tesla with it, and those Reddit crazies will go wild!"
The next day's announcement triggered a tsunami in the crypto world, and GME's stock price surged by 40%. However, an audio recording of a high-level executive meeting leaked on the dark web: "Wait for retail investors to take over, then sell."
Three months later, Bitcoin halved in value in a single day, and the CFO slumped to the ground, staring at the zeroed-out reserves. A new resolution echoed in the hallway: "Quick! Change to buying Dogecoin!"
#Trump: I love $TRUMP #Trump: I love $TRUMP oh~ Are my dear brothers still loving the coin that received over 80U? This guy Trump issued the TRUMP token, treating the cryptocurrency market like his backyard vegetable patch, cutting it in such a blatant and unscrupulous manner! Where is the 'financial innovation'? It's clearly a legal robbery dressed in blockchain clothing! $TRUMP 1. Barefaced family harvester The Trump Group directly controls 80% of the supply of the TRUMP token, with an initial circulation of only 200 million coins, while the remaining 800 million will be slowly unlocked over three years—isn't this just 'legal money printing'? Even more disgusting is that even his wife Melania is getting a share, issuing a similarly named coin MELANIA, which in just 4 hours reached a market value of over 10 billion, only to plummet 93% right after, a true 'couple's double scythe'. This family treats the White House like an ATM and the voters like cash machines! 2. **Policy endorsement, harvesting without blinking** While Trump shouts about making America the 'crypto capital', he secretly includes Bitcoin, Ethereum, and others in national strategic reserves proposals, all behind the scenes benefiting his and Musk's financial interests. Ironically, he used to call Bitcoin a 'scam', yet now makes money by issuing air coins, with a thick skin that could be bulletproof! The so-called 'regulatory relaxation' is merely a green light for the scythe holders, legitimizing insider trading and pump-and-dump schemes. 3. Market crash, blood flows like rivers When the TRUMP coin was launched, it soared to $80, now it has dropped to $13, a decline of over 80%; Melania's coin is even worse, with a 93% drop leaving the investors with nothing. This is not investment! It's clearly a dealer cheating in a casino! In just 24 hours, $500 million was wiped out across the network, with 200,000 people losing everything, while Trump, with 80% control of the tokens, made a free $25 billion on paper. This operation is even worse than a Ponzi scheme! 4. Moral decay, power monetization A sitting president, using political influence to issue coins, and calling it 'community support'—this is clearly using national credibility to endorse scam projects! Even more disgusting is that after the team tokens were unlocked, they crazily cashed out, barely pretending to cover it up, turning the White House into a Wall Street branch. Former White House officials criticized it as 'Idi Amin-style corruption', and they did not wrong him at all! Conclusion: The TRUMP token is a financial scam led by the Trump family.