#GameStop将比特币纳入储备资产 【《Leek Paradise》Final Chapter】

The boardroom is filled with smoke. "Buy Bitcoin!" shouts the bald CEO, "Elon Musk saved Tesla with it, and those Reddit crazies will go wild!"

The next day's announcement triggered a tsunami in the crypto world, and GME's stock price surged by 40%. However, an audio recording of a high-level executive meeting leaked on the dark web: "Wait for retail investors to take over, then sell."

Three months later, Bitcoin halved in value in a single day, and the CFO slumped to the ground, staring at the zeroed-out reserves. A new resolution echoed in the hallway: "Quick! Change to buying Dogecoin!"

(End of the show) $BTC